I don't quite understand these people who are always trying to get into the record books. Longest fingernails? Most dung beetles eaten? Huh?... You know, as far as I'm concerned, there's only one world record that I'd like to break someday: World's Oldest Living Human Being! Absolutely no special skills and very little effort involved. You just basically have to outlive everyone else... Yea I know, it's a lifelong challenge, but it sure beats having the record for the world's biggest tumor. (Although, I must admit the 'longest beard of bees' sure sounds awfully tempting.)
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