This is an anonymous love letter, sent all the way from Brazil by a wily band of AMAZONS looking to recruit males of the species for breeding purposes. The AMAZONS, if you have been living under a rock for the past two centuries or so, are not much for poetry or wooing. They are female warriors of the dyke bitch variety, despite what you may have seen on Xena; Warrior Princess, and they simply haven't got time for diddling around and writing long letters full of sap and goo. In fact, they haven't even got time to engage in that fool's game, love, and mostly they resort to kidnapping men for forced intercourse just to keep their band of women warriors alive and kicking. Ass, that is. So this is a short and simple note from the ladies of the rainforest requesting your presence as a stud in a temporary to permanent position. You meet their standards as a respectable member of the male sex, and, pending a short interview, they will determine your status within the tribe. Positions currently available are as follows: