A Baggie Full O' Crack, Sir!
(Update your street lingo, people; this is A Publication Formerly Known As "Zine")
Written, Edited, and Published by
Laura "Eat This, paper edits!" Roberts

Contents:

Fabulous, Wonderful Intro!
Nietzsche Is One Sexy Bitch,
Mardi Gras reveling tips,
Hal Hartley is a Goddamn Genius!,
thoughts on the futility of intra-species communication,
Chase Manhattan Will Screw You in an Uncomfortable Place
and what the hell is Audrey doing on the cover, anyway?