1. Moons Over My Hammy

2. No Me Guesta Huevos Verdes Y Jamon

3. Poutine!

4. Hate Book #5

5. Cus I Don't Have a Platinum Chain Around My Neck, Now Shoo!

6. Behind the Plastic Curtain

7. What Huh?!

8. Editorials Are Fun!

9. Don't Shoot the Messenger

10. Gossip World

11. Detritus

12. Do You... Yahoo!?

13. Laura Rocks Hardcore, Yo

14. Verdana, 10 Point; House of Worship

15. The Rocky (and Mostly Underwater) Road to Dublin

16. Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

17. The Sweet Smell of Toner

18. 'PC Load Letter'? What the Fuck Does That Mean?!

19. Mr. Miyagi and a Pair of Chopsticks

20. Elixir of Painless Enlightenment

21. Dumpling King

22. Bubble Coat

23. Reading's For Suckers

24. Interior Decorating for the Spastic Soul

25. Anvil

26. Feng Shite

27. Lick My Sphincter

28. Like a Fat Man on Chocolate