Dogs Dumber than Odie



My dog' s name is Oita. He is actually a puppy.
1. After he eats, he is so fat he can't even walk too good anymore.
2. When you call him, he starts barking at you with no reason.
3. He likes to stay outside in the cold snow rather then to stay in his nice, warm, doghouse.
iulia.costea@catsrule.garfield.com


My dog Rosie is really funny at times. When she was a puppy, she was able to fit through the gaps in our fence. How ever, the day came when she was just too big, but despite this, she tried to fit through. The inevidable happened! She got stuck. It took two people to get her out, and she hasn't tried to fit through the fence since.
Joanna


My dog is sooo dumb that because he is all black, when he sees a black cat he thinks it is a dog and will follow it around until the cat beats him about the head with declawed paws. At this point Anton (our dog) sits and looks very hurt.

When he eats and has his nose in the bowl, he will jerk his head up, taking the bowl and contents with him if he hears ANY noise.

He thinks that the couch is his bed and since he will soon be at least 200 lbs. this could be a problem.

The mailman is his.

All socks are to be dragged around because his little brain figures that since there are two the same, one must be his.

We have two other dogs and Anton sees them as visitors and since he figures they will be leaving sooner or later they must always give him his way. e.g. treats, bones, sticks etc.

Anton came into our family 4 months ago and he is a Great Dane pup with a unique and loving personality but he does have an ego problem like Garfield. He thinks that "sit" means to run, "come here" means run, "lay down" means run and "stop that" means run.

If you would like a picture of the little rug rat, e-mail and we will send one. I'm sure that Anton thinks that you would not want it any other way. Fromme personally, thank you for letting me vent about our loving little character. It helps.
Lynne


My dog is so stupid! all it does is circle its dog house and eat. we shot fireworks,it circled. Thunderstorm came, it circled. p.s. her name is emma-lee
sarah

My dog's name is Kirby. He thinks that his name is 'stupid'. He thinks 'bug' means 'come here'. He thinks he's smart because he can open the screen door and knows where the cookies are. WE think he's too dumb for 3 years old.
Kristy


My all black spriner spaniel sunbathes in Arizona when it is 115 degrees. You can not get her to come inside for any reson
scott


My dog likes to stand in the yard when it's raining and whine but when we try to let him in the house he won't come.
Orvel


My female dog's name is Heather. My male dog's name is Mike. If I call Heather to come here Mike will come. If I call Mike to come here Heather comes. And one time Mike jumped on a table and slipped on the rag. He went flying.
Jillian


My dog's name is Russ.He is a stupid dog.My brother pampers him a lot.Well,he just knows sit and stand.That's all! Well,do your dogs know any tricks? And,everytime we want to open the gate,he will rush out.One time he was let out.I was about to go to school. He then rushed out. I didn't know. When my sis went down the road,I mean to go to school,we saw him. I saw him. I mean WE saw him,I wanted to chase him. But I was late fror school. When my sis came home,she saw the DOG!!!!! He was still there!!!!!Then when he saw my sis, he was shock, and started to follow my sis back! Maybe he thought: Hm!!!!I sure can be faster then the car !I said maybe.That was what my sis told me. I think Odie's STUPID TOO!!!
Mr. Leong


My dog Odie is so stupid that when i call his name he goes on the fence.
karem


My dogs name is Spike. She is a female chihuahua, but she is not small!!! Spikes weight is 14 pounds. That is not the right weight for a chihuahua!!! The only thing she knows how to do is eat, sleap, and annoy my other dog Razmataz (Who is a skinny mutt/cockerspaniel).
P.S. They are both very good at getting attention!!!
Kristina


My dog is very thick and lazy, the only words she knows are chocolate, biscuit and drinky.
Nicos


My dog Pepper is a chocolate lab, and anytime we take the screen off the glass door Pepper thinks that the door's open, and takes off running, and when she comes to the glass she doesn't stop. One time she broke our window! All I heard was, THUNK... Psycho Sid


My dog is named Ashley. She is sooooooooooooo stupid she walks in the rain and under the sheds all muddy when it rains so then she goes under the shed and gets herself all muddy. And if you hold nothing in your hand she'll think it's a treat and do lots o' tricks
Tracie A.

MY DOG 'S name is pork-chop.He is soo dumb that when you call him. He looks at you like your the dumb one,and when I give him some dog food.He lookes at you again like that.Then when you eat he looks at you so sad like he hasn't eating all day ( what's up with that!?!?!?!
Christine



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