BEER
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I drink to make other people interesting.
FISHING HELL - choose only one! beer / bait
24 hours in a day, 24
beers in a case - coincidence?
"Save the Ales!"
I only have eyes for brew.
I'd stop drinking beer, but, I'm no quitter!
I'm not drunk. I am chemically imbalanced.
5 beers have just as many calories as a burger - screw dinner.
Two hands, just one mouth. Now there's a drinking problem.
Serious medical problem - The doctor just found traces of blood in my alcohol stream.
I seriously believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
Do mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you?
Ever lose an argument with an inanimate object?
Can you recognize your spouse when NOT seen through the bottom of a glass or bottle?
The morning after? Try a little Milk Of Magnesia with orange juice for a Phillip's Screwdriver.
Want the world's worst hang-over? Drink Canada Dry.