BEER

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I drink to make other people interesting.

FISHING HELL - choose only one! beer / bait

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?

"Save the Ales!"

I only have eyes for brew.

I'd stop drinking beer, but, I'm no quitter!

I'm not drunk. I am chemically imbalanced.

5 beers have just as many calories as a burger - screw dinner.

Two hands, just one mouth. Now there's a drinking problem.

Serious medical problem - The doctor just found traces of blood in my alcohol stream.

I seriously believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

Do mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you?

Ever lose an argument with an inanimate object?

Can you recognize your spouse when NOT seen through the bottom of a glass or bottle?

The morning after? Try a little Milk Of Magnesia with orange juice for a Phillip's Screwdriver.

Want the world's worst hang-over? Drink Canada Dry.

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