Cat Snipets

"And thou shalt have dominion over all beast.....

Except, of course, for cats."

Felines 12-15

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

The problem with picking up cats is that they always run to the bottom.

Cats know exactly how you feel.

They don't give a damn, but they know.

The problem with cats is that they get the exactly same look on their faces whether they see a moth or an ax murderer. Paula Poundstone

Cat (n) - Furry keyboard cover.

They say cats are dumb but when have you seen eight cats pulling a sled?

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