Outside of a dog a man's best friend is a book!
Inside of a dog it is very dark.
Your dog has a drinking problem if:
He chases pink elephants around the yard instead of squirrels.
The only game he'll play with
you is "Quarters".
He spends more time hugging the toilet bowl than slurping from it.
He justifies quntities consumed by reasoning that they are in "dog beers".
(C. 1997 by Chris White & Ziff-Davis)
What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull.
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