Excuses

Usually preceeded by the phrase:
"Excuse me, I have to go now."

I have to study for a blood test.

I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

I just picked up a book called 'Glue For Every Use' and I just can't seem to put it down.

I need to check at the post office to see if I'm still wanted.

I need to find my body where I left it in my other clothes.

I'm building a pig from a kit.

I'm having all my plants neutered.

I'm searching for a husband for my motherboard.

My pet rock died and the funeral is today.

I want to spend more time with my blender.

The man on television told me to stay tuned.

I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

It's my parakeet's bowling night.I'm building a pig from a kit.

I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.

I'm doingdoor-to-door collecting for static cling.

I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.

I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

My crayons all melted together.

I'm in training to be a household pest.

I'm getting my overalls overhauled.my patent is pending.

I'm worried about my vertical hold.

I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise

I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.

I have to fulfill my potential.

It's too close to the turn of the century.

I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.

The last time I went, I never came back.

I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.

None of my socks match.

I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

My yucca plant is feeling yucky.I'm touring

China with a wok band.

I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.

I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

My bathroom tiles need grouting.

I have to bleach my hare.

I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.

My favorite commercial is on TV.

I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.

I have to go to court for kitty littering.

I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.

I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.

I have to jog my memory.

My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.

I have to sit up with a sick ant.

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