VIAGRA

Do you know what happened to one of these men who died after using Viagra? They had to bury him sideways.

Another disadvantage to using Viagra is that one cannot take iron at the same time. If one takes iron while taking Viagra, then that person is forced to face the north.

What's the difference between a Jewish wife & an Italian wife? An Italian wife says "Go & buy Viagra." A Jewish wife says "Go & buy Phitzer."

"Niagra" – A powerful diuretic.

A presidential staff advisor walks into the daily meeting a little late and notices that everyone has a glum look on their face -- some even look a little frightened -- and Clinton isn't in the room. "What's the matter" he asked "Well, we had some bad news, and just got some even worse news" "What's the bad news?" "India has detonated some atomic weapons at their underground test site; Pakistan has done the same at their proving area; and China is warning them both that this could lead to regional war -- that may go nuclear." "Oh my God, what could be worse than that?" "Well, Bill just got hold of some Viagra"

New York authorities reported yesterday that a semi-trailer full of the new wonder-drug Viagra was hijacked and stolen. Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals...

Do you know why Viagra is like Disneyland.
You have to wait an hour for a two minute thrill ride.

Have you heard about the new computer virus called the Viagra virus? It turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.