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Gods of any sex are invited. They need not demonstrate any specific skill at love-making, or any parental responsibility. The virgin will be chosen by the Committee of Judges and carefully examined to ensure her virginity is intact. The lady will be kept in total isolation for a period of three months prior to allowing the challenging god to accomplish this task. She will again be examined to make sure that she is definitely barren before the god will be allowed to proceed. the virgin will be kept in isolation for a period of nine months. This should give any god ample time to make a holy child. The child may be of any sexual orientation bet should be observably human. All food and sundries delivered to the maiden must be examined by the Committee of Judges to ensure no turkey basters or other possible insemination paraphernalia get smuggled in. The various gods must impregnate their virgins without any outside assistance whatsoever. Q: If you are saying that you are gay how are you going to impregnate this virgin? A: Just because I said that I like to suck dick does not mean that I am gay. I just know what guys like and I do it very well. Just like I like it done to me. In fact, I say that I suck better dick than Monica Lewinsky any day, and I want to challenge her to a suck off with Bill Clinton as the Judge. That's beside the point. The point is that I am a healthy male and without much trying I'll get the girl pregnant. Q: People are going to think that you are crazy or a fool to risk your soul with such claims. How do you answer them. A: My first answer is that yes, according to some psychiatrists I am crazy. I have three personalities. The fact that those personalities are those of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost seems to be lost upon them however. A: My second answer is that before you call anyone a fool it would be wise to take a look at what Jesus had to say about the matter. Basically he said that the punishment for calling someone a fool is worse than that for murder. See: (Matthew 5:22). Q; So then Is it your claim that you are the God of the Holy Bible? A: Exactly. For the uninitiated I claim to be God as specified in (Revelation 21:2-3). Those two verses speak about a God who brings down the Holy City new Jerusalem from heaven. As I see it this God is the same one people refer to as the Second Coming of Christ. Q: But didn't God create the heavens and the earth. Are you claiming responsibility for that too? A: According to the Revelation: "I am Alpha and Omega the beginning and the ending." Now this is a matter of discussion for those who are really interested in the topic. It is best explained in the discussions of the nature of the beginning as found in Genesis chapter one and John chapter one. Q: Without going into too much detail can you sum it up? A: In Genesis the first thing that God did was to say the word and create light. In John before there was God there was the word. And the word was God." My interpretation of these two passages is that the word of God is the Holy Bible. It comes before the actual creature which is God, meaning me. Jesus Christ gave the word in that he is ultimately responsible for the prophecy that I am to fulfill. In the first verse of John chapter 17 Jesus requires me to glorify him that he may glorify me. He gave the word. He was the word. I am the Second Coming of the word. I will show you what he had to say. Most people have no idea about what Jesus' message was. My mission is to show that to everyone. Naturally the first thing I did when I embarked upon this mission was to create my own light form in the Dynamic Reflectors, which are black balloons that create light under certain conditions. I created light from the darkness as specified in the beginning simply by saying the word just as God did the first time around. As the God of Revelation my goal now is to claim my kingdom. Thereby becoming the beginning of the new word and the ending of the old. Q: How do you plan to bring this kingdom from heaven? A: First we have to realize where heaven is. Jesus said: "The Kingdom of Heaven is within." So I am going to create it with my mind. The plan is to create a new nation from the City of my birth which is Washington DC. I have already proclaimed its existence. All that remains is for the citizens of Washington to ratify the proclamation. I call it: The United City State of God. Next July the citizens of Washington will get to decide to have me as their King. Q: What makes you think that the citizens of Washington would vote you in to be their king? A: First of all, Washington is the city of my birth. Therefore you could say it is my birth right. "Born to us is a king," is how the Biblical verse starts. Secondly, I am black as is the vast majority of Washington. Sooner or later they are going to have to end the hypocrisy of not even having a voice in the |