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For Immediate Release: Contact: Gregory GOrDon Phone: (212) 397- 1662 Jesus wins the Internet Great God Contest in the Greatest Comeback of all time!!! Jesus Christ has been proclaimed the winner of the Internet Great God Contest by his host and Second Coming, Gregory Stuart GOrDon. Although one would have expected Jesus to be the odds on favorite, in a recent interview by the contest creator, Luree, his name was not even mentioned among the top finishers. If you can imagine it or not Jesus was trailing the likes of Casper the friendly Ghost and Nothing, two non existent entities whom Luree apparently felt better qualified than Jesus to fill God's shoes. Enter Greg Gordon. Greg's sole purpose in life for the past twenty years has been to capture the title of The Second Coming of Christ. As such he could not stand by and let his savior be trashed in such a crass manner. Greg decided to take matters into his own hands and declare himself the winner of the contest in the name of Jesus Christ. This is how Godself creates Godself. In (John 17:1-3) Jesus tells Greg what to do in order to win the contest. "Father, the hour is come: glorify thy Son that thy Son also may glorify thee: As thou hast given him power over all flesh, that he should give eternal life to as many as thou hast given him. and this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent." As it says on each pack of Pall Mall cigarettes. "In Hoc Signo Vinces." "In His Name Victory!" Gregory GOrDon is most famous for having made a mock assassination attempt on the life of the man whom he considers his opposite; The Antichrist, Ronald Wilson Reagan. |