The Holy Sacrament

very prevalent in "New Age" thinking. The idea is that each man is part of God. At the same time we are each one of us God in his entirety. Perhaps the best way to understand this concept is through what I call my "Holographic Theory of God." A hologram is a laser created three dimensional image. When a hologram is broken into pieces. Although the pieces are of different shapes and sizes, each one is capable of reproducing the entire original image. Naturally, we can not assume that a hologram is capable of doing something that God is not. When thought of in this manner we can see how "man is God." the Christian equivalent of the concept is that "The Kingdom of God is within." Thus, when I say that I worship these guys, I really mean that I worship God.
During a service each minister presides over two musical interludes. In the first one he symbolically begins by assuming the status of Adam after he was thrown out of the Garden of Eden; fully clothed and hiding his shame. As the first song continues he begins to revert to his primal innocence by removing some of his garments. By the time this song is over most celebrants will have shown some of their most private parts, usually known only to God and himself, to those gathered for the ceremony. The second song is performed in the clothes God originally intended man to wear before he was corrupted by woman. By this I mean that they dance to the rhythm of life; totally nude.
Once every month or so, there is a "High Holy Week." This is when my favorite dancer comes to town. During those weeks I often arrange to take communion. I refer to him as the "High Priest." He is one of the most attractive guys I've ever met in my whole life. He has blonde hair, blue eyes, a gorgeous smile and a body that is truly worthy of being called a "Temple of God." I usually arrange to get down on my knees and worship God in my own personal form of communion only when he is in town. I am sure that most of you realize by now that when I say that I get down on my knees and worship God in this manner I am really talking about giving him a "Blow job."
Sucking Dick, the blessed sacrament. In many ways there is not only a metaphorical connection between this act and the traditional "Holy Communion," if you take it to the extreme, it is much more literal. In partaking of the traditional body of Christ the priest puts a piece of bread in your mouth. During my observance of the same concept I actually put a part of the priest in my mouth. The liquid wine that represents the living blood of the Lord in the traditional service is replaced by the potentially life giving (or taking) semen of my High Priest; a living image of God.
In order to receive this type of communion I make a generous offering which is accepted graciously. The sacrament is not actually performed at the club-cum-church. We go to a nearby hotel room which also serves as a "Confession Booth." It was there that I revealed to him by biggest personal problem which is being about fifty pounds overweight. Maybe if I weren't so fat I could go out and find equally attractive guys to exemplify God for worship without having to ante-up so heavily.
There are two passages that I would now like to quote from my "holy book." Yes, I have one of those too. It is called Das Energi and it was written by a man named Paul Williams. It can be ordered from The Good Works Shop found here in my site. Page 77 reads like this: "Listen to no one who tells you how to love. Your love is like no other, and that is what makes it beautiful. Your self is your divinity. Express your self."
Sucking another guy off is one of the ways in which I show my love for God and my fellow man. To me it is a beautiful way of expressing all that I feel inside while at the same time bringing out the best in others. Were it not for my own level of divinity, I might be afraid to proclaim this as such. You see, I am the Second Coming of Christ. Not only am I telling you that I like to suck cock, I am telling you that I like to have my cock sucked. What other reason would you have for getting down on your knees before God. If you say that I would be pleased to have you worship me in this way think again. And if you're still thinking that I am not God and that this other God, "The Real God," would, you don't know that We told John that he was only Our fellow servant and that he should get up from his prostrated position. Now if he was on his knees doing the only logical thing that one man goes down on his knees in front of another man for, We wouldn't have told him to get up until the "job" was done.

This brings me to the second passage that I would like to quote from Das Energi. "All morality must be based on inner truth. Any morality that goes against inner awareness is immoral." Among the many things I am aware of are that:

1. Homosexuality was once an accepted part of many cultures over time.

2. Phallic worship has been part of many civilizations.
3. Although the Apostle Paul warns about homosexuality in Romans (Romans 1: 24-31) Jesus reminds us that a disciple is never above his master.

4. Jesus never put down homosexuality and in fact states to those of you who won't accept this message: "...it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment than for thee." (Matthew 11:24). Apart from this intellectual awareness my feelings tell me that this it is right for men to worship God in this way. As the Second Coming of Christ I am privy to certain information which condones my actions and is verified by the Bible.

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