Every King needs a throne.  It is one of the only things that sets them apart markedly from the rest of the population.  The King of Kings and Lord of Lords is no exception.  In fact the requirements for his throne are specifically set out in the book of  Revelation. 

     1.  It has to be White.  (Revelation 20:11).  2. It has to have a rainbow round about it.  (Revelation 4:3).  3. The rainbow has to appear like an emerald. (Revelation 4:3).  4. It should give the appearance of a cloud. (Revelation 14:14)      5.  In front of it should be a sea of glass. (Revelation 4:6)

     Naturally, as The Second Coming of Christ I have just such a throne.  How can you get a rainbow to appear like an emerald?  Simple.  I use the same technique that I use for the Clouds of Glory; colored lights placed under white balloons.  These same balloons add to the cloud effect of the throne, which is soft and plush as one would expect a cloud to be, not hard as so many other thrones may be or have been.

     I expect that many people would have a hard time sitting on the throne, at least if others were in the throne room at the same time.  The reason for this is that in front of the throne sits a wide full length mirror.  It represents the "sea of glass."  I use it to gaze upon my own magnificence, which, when I am in full regalia, has actually brought me to tears.  I also practice the mirror routine that I have become famous for in various nightclubs while sitting on the throne.

     I do not expect people to worship me either as King or as The Lord just because I sit on a throne.  Rather, I hope that they will worship God in their own way, given the new understandings provided here in my site.  Currently, The Throne sits in my very small New York City apartment while  awaiting transferal to its intended new home in The United City-State of God over which I shall reign when my country men ratify The Proclamation of Interdependence.