>From: mmorgan@oznet.ksu.edu >Organization: K-State Research & Extension >To: >Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 10:12:51 -0600 >Subject: FW: Dear Mom and Dad >Priority: normal >X-mailer: Pegasus Mail for Win32 (v3.12c) > > > Dear Mom and Dad: > > It has been six months since I left for college. > I'm sorry I haven't > written more often and I'm very sorry for my > unthoughtfulness. I'm sure you > have been worried about me. Let me bring you up to > date, but before you > read on, please sit down Ok? Don't read any > further unless you're sitting > down. > Ok? Good. > > I am getting along pretty well now. The skull > fracture and the concussion I got from jumping out of the window of > my dormitory when it caught on fire several months ago are pretty > much healed now. I only spent two weeks in the hospital! Mom always > said the girls in our family heal fast. In fact, I can almost see > normally again and I only get headaches three times a day now. > > Fortunately, the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed >by > a gas station attendant who immediately called 911. He's so sweet. > He even visited me in the hospital, and since I had nowhere to live > because of the burnt-out dorm, he was kind enough to invite me to > share his apartment with him. It's really a basement room, but it's > kind of cute. He really is a good person with a kind heart. We have > fallen deeply in love and are planning to get married. We haven't > set the exact date yet, but I'm sure that it will be before I start > to show. > > That's right, Mom and Dad, I'm pregnant! I know how much you > are looking forward to being grandparents, and I know that you will > give that baby the same love, devotion and tender care you gave me > when I was growing up. We would get married now but we both failed > our premarital blood tests because of some minor infection. He told > me about beforehand, but dumb me, I carelessly caught it anyway. >Not > to worry though, the doctor said my daily penicillin injections > should clear it up by next month. > > I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is > kind, and although not well educated, he is ambitious -- just like > Dad! Also, he is of a different race and religion than ours, but I > know, after all your years of teaching me tolerance, that you won't > mind the fact that he is somewhat darker than we are. I'm sure you > will love him as I do. His family background is good too! I am told > that his father is an important gun bearer in his native African > village. That's an important government position where he comes > from. > > Well, I guess that's all! Now you know why I wanted you to sit >down > when you read this letter. > > Now that I've brought you up to date, I just wanted to let you know > -- there was no dormitory fire, I didn't suffer a concussion or a > skull fracture, I wasn't in the hospital, I'm not pregnant, I'm not > engaged, I don't have syphilis and there is no boyfriend of another > race or religion in my life; however, I DID vote for Gov. Bush, and > I just wanted you both to see this in its proper perspective. > > Your loving daughter, > Chelsea > > P.S. Stanford is great... I love it, though I miss > you both terribly..and socks, too! > P.S.S. Dad, please give my best to Monica and the > others. > > >
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