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Comic Book Guy:  No, I do not have a receipt.  I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek
Convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has
no use for a medium-sized belt.

Salesman: Whoa!  Whoa!  A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan.  You must be a devil with the ladies.

Comic Book Guy:  Very well.  I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

                                                                            --The Homer They Fall