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AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN ED
(by Blake Ferronetti)
Edd:Relish the fine summer's day,Eddy.Absorb the soltitude of the cul-de-sac-the aroma of fresh cut grass.
Eddy:It stinks.I'm bored.
Ed:I forgot to wear underwear today.
Edd & Eddy: *stare at Ed*
Edd:I gotta go home.
Eddy:Bye.
The next morning...
Edd:GUYS!!!
Eddy:What?!?
Edd:My parents are letting me have a campout in the woods.Wanna come?
Eddy:Sure! we'll have a great time.
Ed:Who's there?
At the woods.........................................
Eddy:Are we finished unpacking and setting up the campsite?
Edd:Almost.
Edd:You said that 4 hours ago.
Eddy looks at a watch.It says 8:00pm.
Eddy:Literaly.
Edd:Where's Ed?
Eddy:I dunno.
Edd:He wandered off again.
Eddy:So?
Edd:I'll go get him.
Outside..................................................
Ed:*stares at and waves at nothing.*
Edd:ED!
Edd:What is it Doctor Surgen Head?
Edd:First of all it's Double Dee.
Ed:Right.
Edd:And,why are you wandering?
Ed:I'm waiting here.
Edd:Eh..why?
Ed:Sun comes down.........
Edd:And?
Ed:They come out.
Edd:WHO?!?
Ed:The monsters.
Edd:WHY,ED?!!?I WANNA SLEEP!!!
Ed:The monsters come out of the sunset.Then they do their dance.Then they come out and SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF HUMANS.
Edd:*freaked out*Come in the tent,Ed.
Ed:Ok.
Edd:*sighs*
Inside.....................................................
Edd:Whadda ya wanna wear,Ed,then Evil Tim pajamas,or the monster Pajamas?
Ed:Yes.
Edd:Uh....ok...
The next morning................................
Ed:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:ED,ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!!!!?
Ed:I had a nightmare that I found a chicken.Then,he had a bomb stuck to his belly.Then he exploded!IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:There, there,Ed.
Eddy:Come on!We gotta go on our hike.*walks away*
Edd:Comin',Ed?
Ed:YOU BECTH YA!!!!!!!!!
(Part II)
The Eds are hiking.
Ed:What was that?!?
Edd:Please stop talking about monsters,Ed.
Ed:No,really!
Noise 1:CACAW!!!!!
Edd:Oh my.
Eddy:COME ON!!!!MY NOSE RUNS FASTER!!!!!!!!!
Edd:Eddy,there's a voice.
Eddy:You listen to Ed again?
Edd:No really!!
Eddy:Uh...
Noise 2:BRACAW!!!!!
Eddy:RUNNING!!!!!!!
Noise 3:NARICKA!!!!!!!
Eddy:OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The Eds are running 50 miles per hour!
Noise 4:DAKNA!!!!!
Eddy:WHAT THE HECK IS THAT NOISE?!!!!!!?
Ed:In--t-t-t-t-ga-l-l-acctic crature,chipmunk,twig,or leaf?
Ed:Wow!Eddy is scared!
Eddy:*lying*Uhh.g-g NO.*shivers in fear*
Edd:What is it,ED?!!?I'm scared!!!!
Ed:Uhh.uhhh.....
The Eds look around.The Eds see a shawdow coming.
Ed:IT IS THE MONSTER FROM THE EVIL DEODORANT CABANET!!!!!!!
The Eds take the their stuff and run away.
The thing turned out to be things.
Rolf:UR BAN RANGERS..that is how you call the call before you go in the woods.
Jonny:We have a question.
Rolf:Yes?
Jimmy:Why do we do this?
Rolf:YOU ALL HAVEN'T READ THE MANUAL PAGE 6597574798433984!!!!!!WHY IF ROLF HAD A LOAF OF BREAD HE WOULD.....................
~END~
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