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CRAZY ED
(by Ivan Yocum)
One day Ed was on his house and he fell off of it.
Ed: Ow.
Double D: Ed, do you want to break your butt? FREAK!!!! CLUCK!!!!
Eddy: I'm gonna run into a tree! (Runs into a tree)
Double D: Eddy! Stop that! Or else!
Eddy: Or else what? You'll poop your pants?
Double D: Shut the heck up Eddy!
Ed: Pencil!
Then a pencil fell from the sky and it hit Ed's head.
Ed: Quack ack dack gack pack wack tack lack rack hack!
Eddy: Shut your yappin' crappy freakin' mouth Ed!!!!!!!!
Double D: Eddy! You're turning into a monkey!
Eddy: Huh?
Then Eddy turned into a monkey and went to the desert and fell in the sand and got hot.
Ed: COME BACK MONKEY!!!!
Double D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!ED!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!
Ed: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU SHUT UP!!!!
Double D: LET'S ALL SHUT UP!!!!!!
Ed: OKAY!!!!
Then Eddy came back.
Eddy: SHUT YA DARN RUNNIN' MOUTHS!!!!!!!
Then a football came and hit Eddy's head.
Eddy: Owie wowie zowie!!!!
Double D: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! FOOTBALL ATTACK!!!!!
Then footballs attacked!
EEE: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Then it was raining cats and dogs!
Eddy: YOUCH!!!! CATS ARE SCRATCHING ME!!!!!!
Ed: DOGS ARE STINKY!!!!!
EEE: HHHHEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!
Then it stopped raining cats and dogs.
Double D: That was painful!
Eddy: I know! HEY! We are not acting crazy anymore!
Ed: QUACK! CLUCK!
Double D: Everything is back to normal!
Eddy: I'm crap!
Double D: Hello! I'm a computer!
Ed: I'm always dumb!
Then the crazy day started all over again!
~END~
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