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I DREAM OF CHICKENS
(by Spykirb)
One dark night, deep in Ed's room, in his bed, Ed was dreaming of Chickens.
ED: Aha ha ha... LOOK EDDY! CHCKENS!
EDDY: Who cares about a stupid chicken, Ed? All they do is eat, sleep, and crap on your clothes. I hate birds, there so worthless.
EDD: Might I suggest Eddy, I'm not a fan of Chickens either, but have you ever wondered which came first??
EDDY: Huh? What? Ummmm.. No, no.. Just, No.
EDD: Hmm..As much as I would LOVE for you to learn, I will give you a jawbreaker if you can find out which came first, and why.
EDDY: DEAL!!! *whispers to Ed* Lets just use the internet..
ED: Like spoons???
EDDY: No Ed, internet.
EDD: And you CAN'’T use the internet - only your minds. Think deep...
EDDY: Ok, but I'm only in for the jawbreaker!
*later on Eddy's bed*
EDDY: I give up...
ED: I think the chickens came first, because chickens are soft and fluffy!
EDDY: Really Ed, what is it like having a brain the size of a pigeon turd?
ED: *thinks*.... MY BRAIN IS WORKING! Chickens came first, because how would the chicken egg be made without two chikcens mating?
EDDY: *stunned* Say that again, Ed?
ED: I LIKE CHIKENS EDDY!
EDDY: Well, lets go tell Double D that education is not as important as candy, and isn't worth wasting time for.
~END~
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