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AN ED AND A BULLY
(by Blake Ferronetti)
Edd was going home from the CandyStore. He was getting Jawbreakers for the Eds.(Noone knows why.)Until,someone grabbed him.
Edd:WOAH!
Some one brought him to an alley. It was a bully. He looked 2 years older than Kevin.
Bully:Gimmie your money.
Edd:NO!That's not right!
Bully:Looking for trouble,A@%hole?!!?
Edd:No swearing,please!
The Bully gets angry.
Edd:For heaven's sake,CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bully punches him.
Edd gets scraped knees,and scratched. He runs home crying.
Back at the cul-de-sac...
Edd:*cries*
Eddy:Jawbreakers!!!!!!*notices Edd*What's with you?
Edd:I was mugged by a bully!
Eddy:What's mugged mean?
Edd:It means to beat up.
Eddy:So you beat him up?
(long scilence)
Edd:*sighs*No.He beat me up.
Eddy:Let's go, we got to train you to beat him up back.
Edd:I object!Violence is..
Eddy:COME ON I SAID!!!!!!!!!
Edd:Okay.Geez.
Eddy:Coming, Ed?
Ed:COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!*runs off*Yum yum yum yum.
Eddy:Let's get to work,Double Dee.
Edd:I'm ready, Eddy.*to himself*I Geuss.
Eddy:Ready, Eddy.I like that.
Clips show: Eddy training Edd for days.Edd using a punching bag.Edd flipping over. Eddy shaking his head.Edd dropping things.Edd popping things by squeezing them.Edd punching a punching bag good.Edd lifting things. Edd & Eddy high fiving each other.
Edd:I'm thirsty.
Eddy:You can have a water bottle unless you squeeze this one.
Edd squeezes it, and he breaks it.
Eddy:I can't believe this,but good job,Sockhead.You are going to beat him up.
The next day...
Edd:Are you sure ,Eddy?
Eddy:Don't be a chicken, %^$#en idiot.
Eddy takes Edd to the bully.
Edd punches him.
The bully looks over at a nevous-faced Edd.
The Bully:Hey,$@%$#nut!!
Edd:*nervous*Um......*sweats*Hey #@%hole?He he he.
The Bully:*angry face*GGGGRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:He he he.Um...*holds up cookies*Cookies anyone?He he he he.
The bully punches him,kicks him,and does all kinds of stuff.
The Bully:DON'T COME NEAR ME AGAIN*talks jolly* 'cause I'm a jetsetter from Germany.*calls to his mom*Come on ,Mom.We're movin' some where else.*walks away whistling*
Edd:Geez.That was weird.
Eddy:I'm proud of you,Bubble Butt
Edd:But,I lost.
Eddy:At least he's gone,that #$#hole.Let's celebrate by getting Jawbreakers.
Edd:But,we don't have money.
Eddy:His money fell out of his pockets.Let's go.
They start to walk to the Candy Store,but Ed comes over.
Edd:Hi,Ed.
Eddy:Hey,burhead.*to himself*I should've called him a @&$#%*&.
Edd:What?
Eddy:Nothing.
Ed:I love ballsacks.
Edd & Eddy:*stare at Ed*
Edd:Ed, do you know what a ballsack is?
Ed:BOOK!!!!
Edd:*sigh*
Eddy:I FOUND ANOTHER DOLLAR!!!!!
Edd:It's not a dollar.
Eddy:What is it?
Ed:BOOK!!!
Eddy:Shut your @%#$ mouth!
And the story ends there.
Eddy:Shut up!
Sorry.
~END~
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