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EDDY VS. JASON
(by Caroline)
The Eds are watching A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Eddy: This movie is great!
Edd: It's a bit...gruesome,don't you think?
Eddy: No way! Freddy RULES! Right, Ed?
Ed: Who is Freddy again?
Edd: The main bad guy Ed...
Eddy:(sarcastically) Oh yeah, he's following this!
Ed: Haha! That guy is dead! Look at him twitch!
Edd: I fail to see the humor in that, Ed!
Ed: Who's Freddy again?
Eddy: Shut up! The guy is about to be killed!
Ed: Haha!This is so funny!
(time passes and Eddy get's tired.he closes his eyes.he wakes up in a
dark room)
Eddy:Where am I? Ed? Double D?
(looks around)
Eddy:Come on guys,I know you're here! Just come out, it's not funny!
(then,there is a rustling noise)
Eddy: Ed? Is that you?
(a hooded figure comes out)
Eddy: AHHH!!!It's Freddy!!!
(figure pulls out a sword)
Eddy: A sword? Wait a second...you're not Freddy!
(Edd appears)
Edd: Actually,that's Jason.But since Jason can't speak,I will be providing his voice.
Eddy: Double D? Where did you come from?
Edd: Jason says 'Prepare to die,Freddy!'
Eddy: Freddy?!I'm not Freddy!Double D,you know who I am!
Edd: Hey,this is your dream. I only know what your mind will let me. So as far as I'm concerned,you're Freddy.
Eddy: Oh,right...uh...hey Jason! Leave me alone!
Edd: Jason says 'You started it!' And he used some colorful language.
Eddy: Started it?! I have no idea what's going on!I'M NOT FREDDY!!!
Edd: Jason says 'You're not?'
Eddy: NO!!!
Edd: Oh. He apologizes. Wrong dream.
(Jason points sword at Eddy)
Edd: But he's still going to kill you.
Eddy: AHHHH!!!!!!
(Eddy wakes up in Edd's house)
Edd: Are you ok,Eddy?
Ed: You were yelling in your sleep!
Eddy:Uh...yeah. I'm fine. Just had a bad dream. Look,I think I'm gonna go now...
Ed:Okey dokey, Eddy!
Edd: Um,all right. See you tomorrow Eddy.
Eddy: Oh yeah,do me a favor Double D...don't make eye contact with me for a week.
Edd: Uh...
Eddy: Thanks! Bye guys!
(then a strange voice is heard...)
Voice(Freddy): See ya,kiddie!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~END~
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