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DANGEROUS ED STUNTS
(by Ivan Yocum)
One fine morning in Peach Creek Double D woke up with sleepies in his eyes.
Double D: Ohhhh...I'm tired. Well, it is time to get up, so I'll get up and after a few minutes I won't be tired anymore. It's also time for one of Eddy's scams again. What kind do we have today?
Then Double D went in the bathroom to brush his teeth. After that he went and ate cereal.
Double D: Well, I'm gonna get Eddy and Ed!
As Double D walked out his door, he saw a figure on top of a street light. It had three hairs. It was Eddy! Eddy jumped off the street light and landed smack dab into the ground.
Double D: Oh dear, Eddy!
Double D rushed to Eddy. But when he got to Eddy, he had pillows on him.
Eddy: Hey Double D! I'm doing dangerous stunts! I'm putting pillows on until later.
Double D: But Eddy! You might get injured by doing stunts like these!
Eddy: Who the heck cares Double D? I can do any kind of crap I want!
Double D: But-
Eddy: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE-
Before Eddy could finish he heard a loud noise. So did Double D. It sounded like a scream.
Double D: Oh dear, someone's in trouble!
Then Ed came with skates on and ran into Double D.
Double D: ED!!! Watch where you're going! That hurt!
Eddy: Well, I'm goin' to do some more stunts!
Double D: But who screamed?
Ed: Me.
Double D: Oh.
Suddenly, Eddy was gone.
Double D: Where's Eddy?
Ed: Maybe the aliens from Mars took him.
Double D: I doubt it.
Then Eddy came back with a peice of paper.
Eddy: I'm back with some crappy paper!
Eddy cut himself with the paper.
Eddy: OW!!!
Double D: Eddy, why did you do that? Are you trying to hurt yourself?
Eddy: Well, Duh.
Then Kevin came by. Before he could say anything Eddy threw him in the air and he landed on Eddy.
Eddy: Nice...sweet...pain.
Kevin: DORKS!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin went away.
Double D: EDDY! STOP HURTING YOURSELF!
Eddy: I don't have to!
Double D: EEEDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!
Double D got so mad that he kicked Eddy in the spot. (If you know what I'm talking about.)
Double D: Oops! I'm very sorry Eddy!
Eddy: Ouch! That's fine.Yeow! I'm not doing anymore stunts.
Double D: Good.
Ed: I'm gravy!
~END~
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