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ED-WARD BOUND
Summer has ended in Peach Creek. The Eds were running as fast as they could towards the school bus after their class had a field trip.
EDDY: C’mon, lets go! Do you wanna miss the bus?
EDD: I am moving as fast as possible! I didn’t want to miss one iota of this wonderfully educational experience!
EDDY: Yeah, well we-oughtta be on that bus right now!
ED: The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round...
For once, Eddy was right - They were the last 3 on the bus.
The three found a three seater. Eddy plopped into the seat last, checking his watch.
EDDY: How long’ll this trip be?
EDD: Patience, Eddy. We’ll be home in a couple of hours.
EDDY: A couple of HOURS?!
ED: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
EDDY: Shut up, Ed.
At first, the bus trip was quite nice- there was music playing on the radio, a rather nice scenery outside, but after a while everyone subsided into silence and the trip began to get old.
Apparently, boredom wasn’t going to be the only thing bugging the boys. The bus ride was very bumpy, and they were knocked around every once in awhile.
Ed leaned over to look at Edd, who was by the window.He tilted his head slightly in curiosity as he watched Edd begin to look pale and qualmish.
ED: Hey, Eddy? Why is Double Dee changing colors?
Once Edd started turning green, Eddy got the message and volunteered to switch sides with Ed (who didn't exactly have a choice in the matter)
EDD: Ohh, nothing...just...a...bout of... motion...sickness...
Double D then buckled over and barfed up his kidneys.
ED and EDDY(simultaneously): Eewww...
EDDY: ...Ehh, how's about we find another seat?
After the sicnkess fiasco The Eds (aside from poor Edd, who was still trying to regain his composure) were more bored than ever. Eventually, Ed took out his gameboy to help pass the time.
EDDY: Hey, Lumpy! What game are ya playing?
ED: Tutor shooter IV!
Eddy amused himself by watching Ed play for awhile, wincing when Ed made a bad move and died.
EDDY: Lemme play, you’re doing it wrong!
When Ed refused, Eddy became antsy.
EDDY: C'mon, Ed...gimmie it!
He reached for the gameboy and accidently knocked it out of Ed’s grasp, sending it skittering across the bus floor.
EDDY: Oops.
ED: AAAHHH!
Ed unbuckled his seatbelt.
EDDY: What are you doing, Burrhead?!
ED: Gameboy good for Ed!
He slipped under the bus seat in pursuit of the gameboy.
Luckily, it was lodged on a chewed wad of bubble gum on the dirty bus floor. Another lurch of the school bus set it free from the gum and sent it flying backwards into Ed’s face.
ED: Ouch.
He grabbed it before another lurch of the bus could send it moving again, and shimmied backwards through the bus chair legs towards his seat. Once he sat back down with his friends, he carefully put the gameboy away, lest he lose it again.
EDDY: Yeech, what a miserable bus ride!
Edd patted his shoulder reassuringly.
EDD: Cheer up, Eddy! Nothing else can go wrong!
A mysterious voice rose from the seat behind them.
VOICE: Are you sure? *cackles*
EDD: Yes, quite...wait a minute. Who said that?
Double Dee whirled around in his seat to see the Kanker sisters in the seat behind them. He took one look at them and fainted.
Eddy remained oblivious to Double Dee’s discovery because he was reading one of his famous magazines. Ed was sleeping, leaning on the seat and drooling all over it.
LEE KANKER: (peering over Eddy’s shoulder) Hmph! I look better than that tramp!
EDDY: No way, shes my fav...wait, who...?
He was snatched up by Lee (Marie and May kanker got the now awake Ed and the still-unconcious Double Dee) before he could finish his sentence.
After the Kankers were finished with them, they were thrown back into their bus seat. They were too busy nursing their wounds and wiping away kiss-marks off of them to notice how time went by.
Finally, the bus pulled off into their block, letting them stagger out of it.
EDD: I'm sorry, Eddy, but I have no energy to aid you in your scams today-can we do it tomorrow?
EDDY: Yeah, that trip was rough. What can we do, then?
EDD: Actaully, I would like to read one of your magazines, Eddy. I had no idea you were into reading!
EDDY: Er...I'm not?
ED: (who snatched up the magazine while they were talking) I want the one on the left!
~END~
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