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A FRIDAY IN PEACH CREEK
(by jjfcrock)
It's the day before Halloween and the Eds are (by Ed's idea) camping between a large abandoned lake and the creek.
Ed: And then, Freddy opened his mouth and devoured his victim in one gigantic gulp.
Double-D: Thank you Ed, I'll sleep somewhat well tonight.
Eddy: Yeah yeah yeah. Like that's real. I've seen it a million times anyway. No matter how great the effects are, they'll never match what we'll do with a camera.
Double-D: For once could you please stop thinking about earning money via scams and concentrate on the world around you like I do?
Eddy: Money is the world around me. It's almost dusk and I need to take a swim.
Double-D: Suit yourself, but you have no idea what's in that water. There could be raw sewage, nothing new to you and Ed, or the entire reason it was abandoned was because it may be an illegally unmarked piranha breeding ground.
Ed: Good story Double-D. But you forgot to say Jason could be down there.
Eddy: HA HA HA HA HA! You crack me up. Later.
Double-D: Stubborn doomed ninny!
Ed: Onions.
Eddy: Ah what do they know. Next they'll be telling me Jaws is in here. What the...Double-D there's something breathing underwater!
Double-D: It's probably just Jonny diving for clams.
Freddy: Hard to believe isn't it.
Ed: COOL!!!!! Freddy Kruegar my friend.
Freddy: ..........YEEEEEEEEEEES.
Eddy: Double-D! Throw me your pocket knife!
Double-D: Doomed...can't move...to scared.
Ed: Oh I got it Eddy I got it.
Eddy: TOOOOO LATgubluguh...
Freddy: Yes, Jason lives.
Eddy: (To himself) A book? The pages aren't even wet! Uh-Oh! Man he's almost got me! That machete would be cool to have. Hey it's a spellbook. Ithralech nosrela vorbland dose kleebler. What the...can't breath.
Freddy: NO! HE FOUND THE SPELL THAT TAKES JASON TO HIS GRAVE! MY PLOT! I'll get you for this sooner or later Eddy! Likely sooner!
Double-D: They're gone. I need to faint now.
Ed: Awww, I didn't get an autograph or a backslash.
Eddy: Who cares, if and when they return, this book will protect us. I wonder what it is.
Ed: It says, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the ancient language rough draft. It figures. Potato anyone?
The End?
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