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THE LEDGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW
(by Rogue)
(Kevin is telling the kids a ghost story)
KEVIN: 100 years ago,in this very town,on this very night,there was an
accident. Well,some say accident.Others say...MURDER!!!You see,a cabby was riding around the woods near the creek,when he saw a man.The man said that his dog had run off,and he needed the cabby to go after him.So he did...
JIMMY: This story is giving me the willies!
KEVIN: The man told the cabby to speed up alittle.So he did.But the man told him to go faster.And faster.And faster.The cabby was going SO fast,he didn't see the huge tree branch coming up ahead.He rode right into it,and...
(makes slicing motion across neck)
EDDY: Nice story Kevin...if you wanna put someone to sleep!
ED: Gravy!
KEVIN: Here comes the dork patrol...
EDDY:(in mock fear)Oh,the headless cabby!I'm SO scared!
ED: Oh!I know a good story!It's called The Three Little Pigs!It is SO scary!
DOUBLE D:Ed!Eddy!You've interrupted Kevins story!My apologies everyone!
KEVIN: If you dorks are so brave,then go look for the headless cabby...tonight!
EDDY:(suddenly fearful)Tonight?Isn't tonight his...
KEVIN: Yup. His anniversary.
EDDY: Well,I would go,but I think I have plans tonight...
KEVIN: I dare you do it! Unless you're too chicken!
ED: I love chickens!
EDDY: Chicken? No way!We'll be there!
DOUBLE D: We? Oh no! You are NOT dragging me into this!
later that night...
Double D:I can't belive you dragged me into this!
EDDY: Come on,let's just get this over with.
ED: Table for two!
EDDY: Shut up Ed!
ED: Chunky Puffs anyone?
(there is a horrible crunching noise)
DOUBLE D:What was that?!
EDDY: Probably Ed.
ED: Buttered toast!
(headless cabby appears with a machete)
EDS: AHHHH!!!IT'S THE HEADLESS CABBY!!!
(all run.then,cabby pulls coat off to reveal Kevin)
KEVIN: Haha! Dorks!
(then another figure comes up behind Kevin)
KEVIN: Hey dorks!Trying to scare me?
(Kevin laughs. then he slowly realizes that the figure is not the
Eds)
KEVIN:(shakily)Eddy?Come on,I know it's you!
(cabby pulls out HUGE machete)
KEVIN: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(fade to black)
~END~
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