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ME: ED
(by Tyler Ferronetti)
Rolf was milking his cow until...
his cow's udder grew large.
Rolf-*laughing*Ho!HO!*talking to the cow*Rolf has seen you at too many Poopy Pants chewing bars.*laughing*HO!HO!
Soon the cow's udder explodes!
Milk floods the cul-de-sac.Rolf tries to run away from the waves.
Rolf gets slapped with water anyway.
Rolf-*screaming*AIEEEEE!!!! STAMPEED!!!!!!
Everyone screams as they end up swimming in milk.
Ed wasn't with the Eds.He was sitting on a dock in Peach Creek,sad.
Ed-I wish,I wish I was a fish.
Soon a 100 foot wave of milk jumps in front of him.
Ed-COOL!
Ed opens his mouth to dink milk(showing large teeth and gums).
Ed gets drenched in the wave. ED HAD BECOME A FISH!
Ed-Cool.I AM A FISH!
Ed swims up to the cul-de-sac.
Eddy & Edd are doing Ed's Boat rescue.
Everyone pays 25 cents and jumps on.The boat sinks.
Everyone screams.
Edd paints on the boat,Titanic 2:the sinker.
Eddy-WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT ,DOUBLE DEE????!!!!???
Ed swims up to the boat and eats it.
He turns to a fat ,hairy man.
Then he turns into his normal self.
Ed-COOL.*waves upward*HI,EDDY!*screaming*OOh.NOT HOME!
Everyone screams as they fall into the lake of milk
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Soon,everyone was swimming in milk.
Rolf noticed his cow's udder was back to normal.
Soon,Ed said something.
Ed-I WLL EAT THEM UP!!!!!!!
Soon,Ed drinks all the milk.Ed becomes very fat.
Eddy & Edd soon were doing a laundry(wash and dry scam.Everyone paid and Eddy was happy to have a lot of money).
Soon,Ed smiled,showing his gums and large teeth.
Eddy-Uh oh.HE'S GONNA BLOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone runs away.
Ed-
BURRRRRRRPP!!!!!!!!
Everyone's hair was blown back and Eddy lost his money!!!!!Eddy started to cry.
Eddy-*crying*My MONEY!!!!IT WAS THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd-*talking to himself*In a pig's eye.
Ed was thin again and waddled back home to go to the bathroom.
Ed-Rolf did some stuff and milk came out.
Rolf-*sweating nervously and running home*ARHORDYYARHORDYCASMUSHENCASMUSHEN!!!!!!!!!!
(long scilence)
Eddy-*talking to Edd*What was that about?
Edd-*shrugs*
Everyone went back to what they were doing.
Ed-I was a moose once.
~End~
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