ONE CHICK, TWO CHICKS, EDCHICK, BLUE CHICK (by Spykirb) One morning at Peach Creek, the Eds were up to their everyday scam. EDDY: Hey, Rolfy-boy! Tired of taking care of ALL THOSE ANIMALS? Well, take an hour off, and let US do your work for you! ROLF: Ya, Rolf is tired of all this work. How much will this cost, Ed Boys?? EDDY: Ahh, not much... How about one dollar? ROLF: Hmm.. Done! Remember, let me walk you through what to do when taking care of Rolf’s animals... (He coached the Eds through the basics) *30 mins later, as if..* Ok Ed-Boys?? So treat them well, and enjoy! EDD: Ok Eddy, where do we begin? EDDY: Relax, sock head! If the animals need anything, we’ll worry about it then! Ed however, was petting the chickens. He seemed to have a special affection for one ijn particular, who nipepd his nose. ED: Aww... I'll call this one Lumpy! Even from the start Ed and ‘Lumpy’ seemed to have a special bond. Lumpy followed Ed around like a pet. Suddenly, Victor was bleating in pain-a mad rooster was biting him in the leg! ED: DON'T WORRY VICTOR! LUMPY IS FLYING! *throws Lumpy at the mad chicken* EDD: A chiken fight?! Now I've seen everything... With a kick in the leg and a bite on the neck, the mad chicken was subdued. EDD: Oh MY! I’d better fix this chicken before ROlf sees! EDDY: Hurry back Double D, or else Rolf will see and forget the dollar! Hurry, sock head! ED: Lumpy has saved the day! 37 mins later.. ROLF: Ah, yes Ed boy. Here you go. Dollar for Eddy. Oh! And I'm selling chickens! ED: OoOoOohhh.. *snags dollar from Eddy* Thanks Rolf! One dollar for Lumpy! He is now my pet. ^_^ So the Eds worked for nothing, except Ed who got a chicken. ~END~ (re-visit the “Fan Fics” section to see more stories!) Back to Fanfics