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THE SIMPSONS MEET THE EDS
(by Tyler Ferronetti)
The Eds were on an airplane.They were on an extended vacation.
Ed-Wouldn't Eddy go crazy after not having *drooling*Jawbreakeerrrs*stops drooling* for a while?
Edd-Nonsense.Not with the music I let him listen to.
Eddy was wearing headphones,listening to music.
Eddy-*singing*Babe. I got you babe.
Ed gigles stupidly.
Eddy-*angrily*What's so funny?
Later,the Eds landed in Springfeild.
Eddy-This is the suprize vacation?
Edd-Yep.
Ed-WAIT TILL HE SEES HOW MUCH I HAVE GROWN!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy & Edd stare at Ed.
Eddy-Uhhhhhhhh...............I think his eyebrow's too heavy for his head. Hey! I remebered something! Springfeild is home too.....The Simpsons!!!!! Good thing this is a weekend.
Eddy grabs Edd& Ed and rush over to the Simpsons' house.
Eddy rings the doorbell.
Homer appears.
Homer-*with a gun*Are you the landlord?GET THE h%#& OUTTA HERE.*shoots gun but misses*
Marge-D#$& it,Homer!Please Stop it!*talking to the Eds*Sorry.I'm Marge.*points*This is Homer,*Homer waves nervously*Bart,*Bart takes out his skateboard*Lisa,*Lisa waves*, and this is Maggie.
Maggie sucks on her pacifier.
Ed was love struck!
Ed-I LOVE BABIES!!!!!*takes Maggie away and starts playing with her*COOCHIE COOCHIE COO!!!!!!!
Soon,everyone braks in a conversation.
Edd starts sweating nervously at Lisa.
Edd-h-h-hHi.I'm-m-m-m-m-m Eddwar-r-r-rd-d-d-dd-d.My Friends call me Double Dee because my name is Edd with 2 d's.
Lisa-Hi.I'm-m-m-m Lisa.
Edd & Lisa fell in love!
Bart-*talking to Eddy*I'm Bart Simpson.Who the h#%^ are you?
Eddy-I'm Eddy.Hey!I can teach you to do scams to get money.
Bart-Oh,please.SAY WHAT???!!!??Cool,man!Can ya teach me?
Eddy-Sure.
Bart-Why the h%$** do you do scams to get money?
Eddy-I use it to get DELICIOUS JAWBREAKERS!
Bart-Oh, please.
Marge-*talking to Ed & Edd*You seem like nice kids.
Eddy-Hey,hey,hey!Wadabout me??!!??
Marge-Oh,yeah.You, too.
Bart-Mom,can I go see Space Mutant 4?!!???
Marge-No! I forbid you to see..........
Ed-OH!!We'll take 'em to see it!!!
Edd & Ed-Yeah sure.
Marge-Well,okay.
Bart,Ed,Edd & Eddy-Yes!!
Later,Bat And the Eds enter the theater.
At home,Lisa was watching ,"The Itchy and Scratchy Show" on tv.
Singers on tv-*high voices*Fight,Fight,Fight,Fight,Fight,Fight!The Itchy and Scratchy SHOOOOOOOW!!!!
The episode was called," The Death-Colored Cauldron."
Itchy was scraming as Scratchy was dipping him in a Cauldron.
Itchy came out bleeding with blood and guts going everywhere.
Scratchy put a garland of onions aroung Scratchy and danced the tango on his bleeding Brain.
Lisa was laughing.
Back at the theater,The movie was about to start,until the theater wasd zapped by a laser.Everyone screamed.
2 aliens emerged from a immense ufo.
Kang-(the alien)Hi.My name is Kang.*points*,and this is my sister Kodos.
Kodos slaps Kang.
Kang-Owww,WHAT???!!!?
Soon,Kang and Kodos started killing many people.People ran in panic.
Blood and guts filled the theater.
Bart and the Eds ran back to the Simpsons' house.
Ed-Run away from the aliens!!!! They know how to cook food!!!!!
To be continuEd...
~END~
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