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SUPER ED
(by Ian Yocum)
One day the Ed boys were sitting around with nothing to do.
Eddy: I'm bored.
Double D: Me too.
Ed: I'm a chicken drumstick.
Then Kevin came by.
Kevin: What are you dorks doing?
Eddy: Go away Kevin! You're such a crap head!
Kevin: Hey! DON'T CALL ME A CRAP HEAD!!!
Then Kevin started to beat Eddy up.
Eddy: OW!!! HELP ME!!!!
Double D: Oh dear!
Ed: Look at Kevin go! Eddy is gonna be mad.
Kevin finished beating the snot outta Eddy and left.
Kevin: See ya DORK LORKS! Hahahaha!!!!
Eddy: Ohhh...my head.
Double D: Are you alright, Eddy?
Ed: You look like an unhappy freak Eddy!
Eddy: Shut up Ed!
Then a trash can came rolling down the street. It was glowing.
Ed: Cool! A mutant can!
Double D: That's a trash can Ed.
Ed: Oh yeah!
Then Ed picked it up.
Ed: Let's sell this in my butt!
Eddy: Why is it glowing?
Double D: I am not sure Eddy.
Suddently, Ed started to glow.
Ed: I feel funny.
Then Ed sneezed loud and hard.
Double D: Oh my!
Eddy: Nice sneeze Ed!
Ed sneezed again. This time he knocked Eddy over.
Eddy: Hey! Watch it Ed!
Then Ed fell over and fell asleep.
Eddy: What the heck is wrong with monobrow?
Double D: That's what I'm wondering too, Eddy.
Then Ed got up...and flew away.
Eddy: Oh my god!
Double D: Ed flew off like a super hero!
Eddy: We better stop him!
Double D: And fast!
So Eddy and Double D went to find Ed.
Eddy: I don't see him anywhere!
Double D: I don't ether...THERE HE IS!!
Eddy: Where?
Double D: There!
Ed was flying above the other two Eds.
Ed: Hi guys! I can fly! TIME TO KICK MONSTER BUTT!!!!!
Ed went to the city of Townsville.
Ed: Off I go to the city of Townsville!
Double D: Home of the Powerpuff Girls!
Eddy: But they're just cartoons!
Double D: So are we!
Eddy: Oh yeah!
Double D: Let's go get him.
Eddy: Okay!
Eddy and Double D went to...you know where.
Double D: ED!!!
Eddy: Hey lumpy!
Ed: I'm not paying attention! Look a monster cool now me kick butt! POWERPUFF ED!!!!
Eddy: Powerpuff ED?!?!
Double D: Weird...but we need to stop Ed before he makes the Powerpuffs mad!
Eddy: All right.
Ed: Look! It's a red monster! He's got claws! He's red everywhere!
Anybody who watches the Powerpuff Girls knows who he is. He's named Him because his name maybe is a stupid name. Ether that or something else.
Eddy: It's Him!
Double D: I wonder why he's named like that.
Him: Who are you?
Ed: I'm Ed and I've come to kick monster butt!
Him: Well, let's see if I can take away your super powers! I invented a machine to take away people's super powers a long time ago! But it wouldn't work on those Powerpuffs! And it might work on YOU!!!
Him fired the machine with no name at Ed.
Ed: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed fell to the ground hard.
Double D: ED!!! Oh DEAR!!!!
Eddy: Oh no!
Double D and Eddy rushed to Ed.
Double D: Ed! Are you all right?!
Eddy: Ed?!
Ed: Ohhh...I'm fine like buttered toast.
Double D: Good! NOW LET'S GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!
Eddy: I agree with Double D!
The Eds left.
Him: AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!
Eddy: Well, all of that's over.
Double D: Uh huh.
Eddy: I'm tired.
Ed: Let's go home guys!
Double D: Okay Ed!
So they all went home to their houses.
~END~
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