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THE WAYS OF THE EDS
(by Jordan)
It was a beautiful in the cul-de-sac. Ed, Edd n Eddy was near that red car from the episode of "Sir Ed-A-lot." Eddy was buffing the wheels. Suddenly Rolf showed up.
ROLF: Hello Ed-boys. Eddy-boy, like I said before: "may we shop for meat in your fancy car."
EDDY: And like I said before: "keep dreaming Rolf" ha ha ha.
Rolf left the Eds. Nazz n Kevin showed up too.
NAZZ: (giggling) nice car Eddy, it looks so cool.
EDDY: Thanks Nazz.
KEVIN: (madly at Eddy) hey dork! Whose car is it huh!!
EDDY: (he got in to the car.) you guys want to listen some music hmm.
KEVIN: (gasp) I just remember dorky. I left my music on at my house. Me and Nazz have to turn it off.
NAZZ: but Kevin………..
EDDY: HA! That always works.
DOUBLE D: (moody) oh Eddy.
Then Johnny 2x4 n Plank show up and see the red car.
EDDY: Hey Johnny.
JOHNNY 2X4: hi Ed, Edd n Eddy. Nice car Eddy.
Johnny kept walking with Plank.
ED: toot-toot to you Johnny.
Suddenly, Sarah was riding her pink bicycle. And Jimmy right behind Sarah, with his light blue bicycle.
SARAH: (passing by) whee! Look out Ed.
DOUBLE D: Hello Sarah.
JIMMY: (passing by too) la, la, la, la, la, la la wait for me Sarah. Pretty car Eddy.
EDDY: (yelling) DON’T SAY PRETTY TO THIS CAR!!! IT’S A COOL CAR!!!!
JIMMY: (yelling for away) WHATEVER!!
EDDY: (madly) oh……… kids!
Then Robert showed up.
EDS: hi Robert.
ROBERT: hi Ed, Edd n Eddy. Great car you got their boys. It makes my eyes so. (he removes his sunglasses) shine.
Eddy n Double D starts to scream at Robert’s creepy eyes.
EDDY AND DOUBLE D: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! Not again!
ROBERT: OOPS. (he put his sunglasses back on his face.) Sorry Eddy n Double D, I forgot? (laughs) well… see ya.
Robert left the Eds.
ED: (sighs) his eyes are full of romance.
EDDY: yuck!!
DOUBLE D: so disgusting!
Suddenly…………..
VOICE: what a beautiful car you got there, Eddy.
EDDY: gee thanks. Huh, who said that?
VOICE: I did handsome Eddy.
EDDY: where are you?
VOICE: on top of the car, with her two sisters.
Ed, Edd n Eddy looked up at the top of the red car. On top of the red car. They saw the Kanker sisters.
MAY: hello Ed, Edd n Eddy!
ED AND DOUBLE D: (screaming very loud) it’s the Kanker Sisters, Eddy!
The Kanker Sisters jumped off the top of the car to the ground.
EDDY: (madly) Kankers! I should've known.
LEE: say Eds, aren’t you going to take us for a romantic driving?
VOICE 2: or maybe we should take you girlfriends for a romantic driving.
MARIE: (madly) who said that?
MAY: (madly) show yourself?
VOICE 2: on top of the car, with his two brothers.
THE KANKER SISTER: uh-oh.
The Kanker sisters looked up at the top of the red car they saw The Horror Brothers on top.
ARTHUR: hello baby cakes.
OSCAR: and un-hello to the three ugliness, disgusting-dork Eds.
THE HORROR BROTHER: (laughter.)
MAY AND MARIE: (screaming very loud) it’s the Horror Brothers, Lee.
LEE: (moody) horrors!
DOUBLE D: (madly) that wasn’t very nice, what you just said about us Oscar horror.
OSCAR: well, we can say whatever we want about you and your friends, Double D.
GOTHER: yeah. We’re the horror brothers.
ED: (moody) we know who you are horror-lumps!
ARTHUR: and anyways. We not here to look at that stupid car of yours.
GOTHER: we’re here to kiss our girlfriend Kankers.
LEE: Oh no.
MARIE: (yelling) run for it girls!
MAY: good idea, Marie.
THE KANKER SISTER: (running n screaming.)
THE HORROR BROTHER: (jumped down from the top of the car.) come back here, pumpkins.
The Horror Brothers were after the Kanker Sisters.
THE KANKER SISTER: (yelling far away.) help, help! Save us boyfriends, help!!
ED: uh-oh? Looks like the Kankers are in trouble again.
DOUBLE D: should we help them Eddy.
EDDY: mmmm… nope.
DOUBLE D: excuse me Eddy, but it’s that word to say.
EDDY: yes Double D. we’re not gonna help them. Not this time.
THE KANKER SISTER: (yelling louder) "HEELLPPP!!!!!!!"
EDDY: grrrr… (sadly sighs) all right. Come on, boy.
Ed, Edd n Eddy was after the horror brothers. And save the Kanker sisters.
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Sooner or later. The three Eds walking back to the spot where the red car is, with lipstick marks on their face.
DOUBLE D: (sighs) oh boy.
EDDY: (moody) what’s the matter now Double D!
DOUBLE D: I was thinking about my 4th kiss will be… enjoyably Eddy.
EDDY: (moody) if those Kankers kisses me one more time. I’m gonna…
Eddy stopped walking. Double d n Ed bumps in to Eddy.
ED: why did you stop Eddy?
EDDY: (whisper) look who’s looking at that red car.
Ed, Edd n Eddy saw a little girl looking at the red car. It was Little Tuptim. Double D’s delight. But, he's not in love with her anymore. Little Tuptim happens to be Double D’s friend.
ED: is that Little Tuptim.
EDDY: yes it is. (sneaking look) and you know who was in love with Little Tuptim.
ED: yeah Eddy. It’s Double D - the lover boy.
ED AND EDDY: (laughter.)
DOUBLE D: Ha, ha, very funny guys. I’m not in love with her anymore. Little Tuptim happens to be my 3rd best friend.
ED: your best friend.
EDDY: (moody) I thought we we’re your best friends.
DOUBLE D: you’re still are. It’s just 3rd OK.
ED AND EDDY: oh………….OK.
Little Tuptim is still looking at that car. Suddenly, the three Eds went near her and Little Tuptim just bumped in to Ed, Edd n Eddy and fell on the floor.
LITTLE TUPTIM: (yell) HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING………. Huh?
ED: heeelllllloooooo Little Tuptim.
DOUBLE D: greetings Little Tuptim.
LITTLE TUPTIM: Double D. (giggling she got up from the sidewalk. And she starts hugging Double D again.) Oh Double D, I never see you, since you save my life. (giggles.)
DOUBLE D: me too Little Tuptim, me too. (giggles.)
LITTLE TUPTIM: (looked over on Ed n Eddy.) say Double D?
DOUBLE D: yes Little Tuptim?
LITTLE TUPTIM: I think your brothers are cute too.
DOUBLE D: I don’t have brothers. I’m an only child. And besides Little Tuptim, they’re not my brothers.
LITTLE TUPTIM: oh, I see. Well what are they than?
ED: we are Double D’s two best friends, like you Little Tuptim.
LITTLE TUPTIM: oh well… Um…………. What’s your names you two. I remember you two. But I don’t know your names?
ED: I’m Ed.
EDDY: and I’m Eddy.
LITTLE TUPTIM: Ed, Eddy? Double told me his name Ed too.
DOUBLE D: well actually Little Tuptim My name "Edd" has two D’s. Ed’s name has one D, and Eddy’s name has two D’s and a y at the end. But you can call us "the Eds" or "Ed, Edd n Eddy," all right.
LITTLE TUPTIM: all right Double D, if you say so.
EDDY: say Little Tuptim. What’s nice little girl like you looking at that red car?
LITTLE TUPTIM: red car? What red car Eddy?
EDDY: that red car. The one behind you kid.
LITTLE TUPTIM: oh……… that’s a car.
EDDY: yeah. What do you think it was? Strawberry shortcake. (laughter.)
LITTLE TUPTIM: actually Eddy? I was going to say; it looks like a funny looking Chinese dragon. Like one of my pictures books, that my papa reads to me at bed time.
EDDY: oh.
ED: Double D. what’s a Chinese dragon?
DOUBLE D: a Chinese dragon is a long, large, mythical reptile that lives in china and breathing out fire.
ED: oh. But when do I see a Chinese dragon.
DOUBLE D: (moody sighs) in Chinese new years.
ED: cool.
LITTLE TUPTIM: I’m so sorry I didn’t know that was a car. It’s just we don’t have cars in Siam. We only have Rickshaws.
DOUBLE D: oh, I see Little Tuptim. But I heard about them in my history class.
LITTLE TUPTIM: oh you do know about the Rickshaws. Huh Double D.
DOUBLE D: yup. Mm-hum.
LITTLE TUPTIM: so. Don’t you Eds have rickshaws?
EDDY: no, we don’t not have whatever you call it.
LITTLE TUPTIM: Rickshaws.
EDDY: yeah Rickshaws. And another thing…………
LITTLE TUPTIM: (looking at Eddy’s sunglasses.) OOH, what’s that on face Eddy. It’s so beautiful.
EDDY: what? My sunglasses.
LITTLE TUPTIM: is that what its call, "sunglasses?"
EDDY: yeah. (he took off his sunglasses.) Want to try it on, Little Tuptim.
LITTLE TUPTIM: sure.
EDDY: here you go. (he let Little Tuptim see his sunglasses.)
LITTLE TUPTIM: (she tries them on her face.) Whoa. Everything is so…… so…….. so…….. Yellow here?
ED: yellow? I don’t see everything yellow Little Tuptim? Only Eddy’s shirt.
EDDY: all right Little Tuptim. Hand over my sunglasses!
LITTLE TUPTIM: OK. (she took off Eddy’s sunglasses, and gave them back to Eddy.) Boy. I do wish I had these things.
ED: if you we’re an American kid like us. You’d get to have every American stuff.
LITTLE TUPTIM: like what an American stuff Ed?
ED: um………. Um………… um…….. Just an American stuff? Like here in the cul-de-sac Little Tuptim.
LITTLE TUPTIM: oh………. (thinking) say Ed, Edd n Eddy.
EDS: huh?
LITTLE TUPTIM: I was wondering if you Eds……….
EDS: yes…
LITTLE TUPTIM: tutor me.
EDS: tutor you?!
EDDY: for you?
LITTLE TUPTIM: of being an American kid, like you three boys are.
DOUBLE D: you want us to teach you, what is like to be an American like us.
LITTLE TUPTIM: that’s right. (she got down on her knees and starts to beg.) Please, please Ed, Edd n Eddy! I wanna be American too! (with tears coming out of her eyes.) " PRETTY PLEASE WITH BEAUTIFUL ROSES ON TOP."
DOUBLE D: Eddy. Little Tuptim is really serious about this situation.
ED: yeah, look at her face Eddy. She really, really want’s to be an American kid like us. Oh Eddy, please say, "yes, please!!!
DOUBLE D: pretty please with jawbreakers on top!
EDDY: (sighs) all right, you guys win. Little tuptim, well do your teaching skills about the American ways.
LITTLE TUPTIM: Oh boy! Thank you Eddy!
Little Tuptim ran into Eddy, and give him a big fat hug.
EDDY: (sadly thinking to himself.) What have I done to deserve this.
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