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AS THE ED TURNS(part II)
The next morning, Edd was alone and walking toward Ed’s house where he would meet up with Ed and Eddy, When Kevin (who was also alone) rode up to him on his bike.
KEVIN: Hey, you!
Edd, who was slightly taken aback that Kevin would come up to him and say hello, smiled and nodded politely.
EDD: Good morning, Kevin! And how are you on this fine-
KEVIN: Cut the crap, Double Dweeb! I saw what you and Nazz did yesterday!
His voice took on a dangerous tone as he narrowed his eyes.
KEVINL: Since when did you two become so chummy?
EDD: Oh, I was just helping her with a ballet lesson...
KEVIN: Oh? Then what do you call you and her MAKING OUT?!
Edd blushed, shuffling his feet as he looked at the ground.
EDD: I... it was just a kiss...
KEVIN: Just...JUST a...
Kevin's face flushed with ager. He was so angry that he was about ready to beat the crap out of him, but instead, in case Nazz heard about it, he got a grip on himself. With one last parting insult aimed at Edd(DORK!) he sped away on his bike.
Poor Edd didn’t have a clue as to what just happened. He doubled his pace to Ed’s house to ask his pals what to do.
Later, he sat on Ed's couch (with a protective towel over the disgusting pillow, of course!)
EDD: Oh, Eddy! Kevin wants to beat me up because he somehow got the ludricous impression that Nazz and I have an affair!
EDDY: Well, DUH! You two make such a cute couple...Although how Nazz could pick you over me is beyond me... say, Nazz and Kevin were never official were they?
EDD: Well, not to my knowledge...
Suddenly, Eddy's face lit up. One could almost see the burnt-out-christmas-light of a idea appearing over his head.
EDDY: Hah! Come on, sockhead- I know how to get that square-headed jerk off your back!
Kevin stopped riding his bike to take a drink. As he popped the lid off a coke, he spotted Eddy heading towards him.
EDDY: Hiya, Kev...
KEVIN: Get lost, DORK.
Eddy smirked as he turned around, one hand on his hip, the other waving Kevin away as if he were shooing a fly.
EDDY: Fine...suit yourself. I guess you don’t wanna know how I know what Nazz thinks of you...
That got Kevin’s attention.
KEVIN: Keep talkin’.
EDDY: Don’t you know? She hates your guts. She’s got the hots for Double Dee now!
KEVIN: R...really?
Eddy was so busy relishing the moment that he made his arch enemy miserable that he didn’t notice kevin clenching his fist.
EDDY: I'm as sure of this as-
POW!
Meanwhile, at Ed’s house, Ed and Edd were waiting for the news of Eddy’s ‘chat’ with Kevin. Ed’s door swung open to reveal an injured Eddy.
Ed and Edd intogeratted him simultaneously.
EDD: EDDY! Are you alright?!
ED: I am Oz the Gweat and Tewwible!
They both helped poor Eddy onto his feet. After he spit out a couple of teeth, he was ready to talk.
EDDY: Bad news... Kevin is really cheesed. He says he is going to beat you up the next time he sees you-(he pointed to his wounds) He says this is a sample of what your’e gonna get...
Edd's eyes rolled to the back of his head as he dropped like a stone in a faint.
Later that day, the air was still with tension.
The Eds very quietly slipped out of Ed’s room through his window to sneak to Edd’s house. Unfortunately, Kevin anticipated where they were and was waiting right outside of Ed’s window.
KEVIN: Well, well,well...If it isn’t the Dorksquad!
He pointed at Edd.
KEVIN: Alright, Double Dweeb! Come over here and take your lumps!
EDD: Oh, dear!
KEVIN: Hold still and I’ll make it quick!
Edd curled up in a pathetic fetal position and whimpered as Kevin advanced towards him.
NAZZ: STOP!
“NAZZ?!” Everyone said simultaneously.
NAZZ: Kevin, what do you think you’re doing? Leave Double Dee alone!
KEVIN: Stay out of this, Nazz.
She ran over to Edd's side, helping him to his feet and giving him a reasurring hug.
NAZZ: How can you be so dense? Of course I like Double Dee! He’s sweet, cute, clean, intelligent and sensitive- qualities which you’ll NEVER have!
KEVIN: Nazz...I don’t know what to say...
NAZZ: How about this- GOOD BYE!
She turned her attention to Edd, who was trying to wipe the tears from his face.
NAZZ: You okay?
EDD: I...I think-
She pressed her lips to his in a kiss before he could finish his sentence.
Kevin turned red with jealousy.
Eddy huffed (He liked Nazz too)
ED: You guys are gonna make my turtle cry!
~END~
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