Noodle Muffin Hate Mail
"Your songs
& lyrics are offensive to Christians, Bush supporters (currently over
50% of the country, mind you), to the soldiers fighting in Iraq &
Afghanistan, as well as Americans everywhere." -
Anonymous, Sniveling Be-yatch
Noodle Muffin's Regime
Change CD is a
celebration of America's Freedom of Speech
. . . Republicans HATE that shit!
Everyone knows what fanatical assholes Bush supporters are. You see it
everyday on TV. Still,
that didn't prepare us for the hilariously, vicious hate mail we have received
in response to our "Regime Change" CD. Here is a prime
example:
Recently, Noodle
Muffin received this letter (see below) from a rabid Right-wing
asshole. As you can see, it is full of accusations, insults, and rambling
Conservative drivel that tows the party-line ... And it's also fucking
hilarious! When I read it, I laughed harder than I had in a long
time. Man, these Right Wing wackos have way too much time on their
hands! Besides berating us for slandering the great George W. Bush, our
"fan" also sent a picture of Kerry with a Bush sticker photoshopped onto
his forehead and defaced a poor, helpless Regime Change sticker (see below). Here's the kicker
though: He actually broke the CD into bits, put it back in the CD case, and
mailed to us. Those Bushies really love Freedom of Speech, eh? Bet
he burns books in his spare time. And of course, in typically spineless
Republican fashion, the coward didn't sign his name. Anyway, this letter
perfectly demonstrates the type of people running America and why they must
be stopped! In the meantime, Noodle Muffin will keep up the good
fight! Hopefully, it will all pay off on 11/2/04!
P.S. Who the hell is "Frank"?


This
dude who sent this needs serious therapy. I suggest: shock
treatment!
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