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Why were the monkeys gravely ill after consuming an entire grove of bananas?
*They got yellow fever.
Why was Banana Jr. teased at school?
*He had pee-led his pants.
What did Momma Banana say to calm her boys down after their fight?
*"Quit yer g-ripen!"
After breaking up with her beau, Jangles Banana, why did Ali Banana get all mushy?
*Because she heard, 'Peelings, Nothing More Than Peelings,' on the Peelilah Radio Show.
Why was Anna not allowed to visit her King in his jungle kingdom?
*He had the guards ban-anna from the castle.
Why were the police unable to arrest Mr. Banana the Tuesday after the Great Ice Cream Robbery?
*Because Mr. Banana split Sundae.
When Mob Boss Banana Two Stems threw a fit after discovering his shipment of illegal manzanos had been confiscated, what did Timmy the Plantain say?
*"Hey Two Stems, take a chill peel."
What is green in the morning, yellow in the afternoon and brown in the evening?
*A banana.
What do you call a banana sunburn?
*A banana peel.
What is the favorite toy of Baby Bananas?
*Mr. Banana Head.
What was the name of the greatest Banana Soccer player?
*Peele.
What does a banana bell do?
*It peels.
What did the old banana trapper sell at the trading post?
*Banana skins and peelts.
What was the highlight of the banana gymnast's performance?
*A banana split.
During the Banana 500, what did the racecar drivers do when they saw the green flag?
*They peeled out of there.
Hey! We told you they were stupid!
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