YOU PICK THE WINNER

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ELECTION TIME

It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extra- marital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice??

BAD SHOT

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.

She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,

She took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to
shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the
first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and
burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire
as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the
doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR)

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

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