Misspelled Signs - Page 17

First of all, I have never shoped at P.C. Richard, nor do I intend to shope there. Secondly, I'm guessing that whoever was responsible for this sign - maybe a sales counselor (see fine print at bottom of sign) - botched up "while you are" and "while you're" into "while yor are." Yor are doing a bang-up job.

Is the rule i before u except after r? I keep forgetting it. Nevertheless, it should read "fruits." And somewhere along the line the e of "magazines" was omitted. "Milk" is spelled right, though.

What a royal mess this sign is! Besides the spelling errors - which I'll get to momentarily - the width of the lettering varies crazily. And what's the deal with those ws? They look like vs which have swallowed as. Plus, there's the "CHANGE BATTERY" notice at the bottom of this sign which appears to have been handwritten in as an afterthought. (Mercifully, it appears to be fading with age.) After all that, the spelling mistakes seem rather anticlimactic: "Zipper" came out as "ziper," and "sharpen" wound up as "shrpen." Nice little graphics, though.

I'd like to know from where exactly their coffee originates. Columbia, South Carolina? The District of Columbia? Columbia University? Because the country in South America which is famous for its coffee is spelled "Colombia," hence the word "Colombian," not "Columbian." Close, but no Kuban cigar.

If Mosey brand pastrami is famous for being "delicous" I'll pass. I'd rather have delicious pastrami.

"Actived" - is that the past tense of "active?"

Generally, I trust my home repairs to a general contractor. So since you're a "genral" contractor I'll have to pass.

I prefer to peedle my own carrots, thank you.

Crome plating: Is that a cheaper version of chrome plating?

I guess platium must come from the same place as alumium.