Misspelled Signs - Page 25

The gifts that they sell are so distinctive, they're "distintive."

Minimun! Minimun! Minumun! Knock it off already! It's spelled "minimum." Got it?

What can I say? It's supposed to be "stitch," not "stich."

We're gonna make you a sandwich you can't refuse. Among other things, the Godfather hero contains pepperone (s/b pepperoni) and vineger (s/b vinegar). Besides "vineger," the Italian Special has Geona (s/b Genoa) salami.

The sign-maker couldn't decide whether the word was spelled "candleabra" or "candelabra," so he made it "candlelabra." For the record, it's "candelabra."

There are two mistakes on this sign - "amplafier," instead of "amplifier," and "acessories," not "accessories." Superb graphics, though.

Presumably, the contractor is Kamar Mechanical Heating Co.

Is the "lowes" price even lower than the lowest price? I wonder.

Mr. Peebles was the pet store owner in the Magilla Gorilla cartoons. Pebbles was the name of the Flintstones' child, for whom the cereal is named. See, it pays to watch Saturday morning TV after all.

"Otay!" So said Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat on "Saturday Night Live." And I say "Otay" to otatoes.