Misspelled Signs - Page 31

Simply, "alwais" should be "always." What else can I say?

"Evrything" is just falling into place with this one. (s/b "everything")

This is an interesting one. The plural of "tomato" is "tomatoes." Similarly, "potato" becomes "potatoes." However, more than one "stereo" are "stereos," not "stereoes."

Recently, we saw a hairstyle called a "mashroom." This place offers a similar "do" - a "musroom."

The premise of my argument is that the word should be "premises," not "premisses."

With the punctuation - an apostrophe - and the lack of proper spacing, I'm not sure whether this sign is supposed to read "Phillip's teak hero" or "Phillip steak hero." Or maybe they mean "Phillip's steak hero." Regardless, I believe that the correct spelling is "Philly steak hero." I've usually known it to be "Philly cheese steak sandwich," but maybe this place doesn't add cheese to the composition.

It's admittedly confusing. Even though Chile is the name of the South American country, the pepper-based meal is spelled "chili." So this sign should read "chili dog." Got it?

I wonder: Should the third word on the line below the business name be pronounced like the word "true?" Truly, the word should be spelled "through."

Among other degrees, this doctor has a "diplomate" in acupuncture. (s/b "diploma") The sign goes on to list various available treatments, including prevention of "agin." Finally, at the bottom is advertised a 40 "minut" full body massage ... by master "mashine."

Just curious: Are "tenans" anything like tenants?