GREETINGS TRAVELER:

Yea, sure, it's dark in here, but I can find my way around just fine, thanks to these handy-dandy "VOIDORAMA SOCKET GOGGLES" that I purchased just prior to being sucked into this blackest of black holes. Let me tell ya, friend; there's a whole lotta nothing to see in here! But ya know, as "nothing" goes, this is pretty high quality "nothing". I guess that the equation is true: "n=E dbi (divided by itself) x SE less the one possiblity that we really do exist even though it seems like a dream to me", where-in, "N" is nothing, "E" is everything, and "SE" is space eternal....

If you follow me over this way, whatever way that happens to be,( and oh, do please be careful not to bump into nothing, or to step in nothing, or worst of all, fall into nothing) we'll try and find our way outa this void and back into the well-lit dream called life... We need to get ourselves out there to the edge so we can ride that spew of x-rays (known to the experienced as "void farts") back into the temporal tango in space.

Go ahead; hold your nose and click on this - WE'RE OUTA HERE!