It seems an engineer died and went to heaven, but was turned away at the Pearly Gates because of a Y2K glitch. So he went to Hell. He was naturally appalled by the conditions there and set to work. Before long he'd installed escalators, showers, flush toilets and air conditioning. The Devil, wanting to stir things up as usual, gave God a call on the hotline. He quickly achieved his objective by telling God about the new arrival and the new amenities. Here's how the conversation went from there:
God: How'd you get an engineer down there? You know that was a mistake!
You have to send him back!
Devil: No way. I'm not sending him back.
God: I order you to send him back!
Devil: You can't make me.
God: If you don't send him back, I'll sue!
Devil: Yeah, right! And just where are YOU going to get an attorney?