Catholic Priest and a Nun were out having a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said, "Shit, I missed."
Sister Marie told him to watch his language.
At the next swing he missed again, "Shit, I missed."
"Father, I am not going to play with you if you keep swearing."
The priest promises to do better. At the next tee he misses again,usual reply, "Shit, I missed."
Sister Marie is really mad now and says, "Father, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."
At the next tee, the priest misses,swears, "Shit, I missed."
Out of the sky comes a gigantic bolt of lighting, which strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
Then the skies open up and a big booming voice says, "Shit, I missed."