There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?

I found them there this morning,
doing things they shouldn't do!!

How the witches got there,
I haven't got a clue.

But they won't be there much longer
because I'm sending them to






YOU!!!!!!

You've been Witch Kissed!

Before the warts begin to spread,
pass the kisses on instead!

It just isn't
HALLOWEEN

(Here there's a picture of a witch showing her bottom. Is this a witch kiss?)

...without a full moon.