Two women (Wanita and Keishawn) are new arrivals at the
pearly gates,
and are comparing stories on how they had died.
Wanita - I froze to death.
Keishawn - Froze to death - how horrible!
Wanita - Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
Keishawn - I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But,
instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV.
Wanita - So what happened?
Keishawn - I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere, that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then went through every closet
and
checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and
finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and
died.
Wanita - Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both
still be
alive.