10) The stereo system will only be able to listen to Microsoft FM and play Microsoft cassettes.
9) Oil...gas...and temperature gauges replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.
8) To turn on the air conditioner, you'll have to shut the car down for two minutes and restart it.
7) Occasionally, your car will stop and fail to restart, and you ll have to reinstall the engine to get it going again.
6) When you call the service department...they'll tell you it's not their fault and blame it on the company that made the tires.
5) Before the air bag deploys...it will ask "are you sure?"
4) To make right turns...you'll have to upgrade to Microsoft Steering Wheel 2.0
3) Apple will make a car that's faster...more reliable...and easier to drive...but it will only run on five percent of the roads.
2) If you can't afford to buy a new car, you can just borrow one from a friend and copy it.
And the number one thing that'll be different when Microsoft starts building cars...
1) If you're involved in a crash...you'll have no idea why.