Top 10 Signs Employees Are Getting Older

10. "Take your children to work day" has been replaced with "Take your grandchildren to work day".
9. Instead of site information available on pagers, we now have Corporate discounts on hearing aids.
8. "I've fallen and can't get up" safety cords have been installed in each office.
7. We stop doing the 1st Wed of the month broadcast system check- - no one can hear them.
6. The Medical staff now drives fork lift trucks for quicker response time.
5. The majority of the parking spaces will be marked handicapped to facilitate the increased # of people using walkers.
4. IBM Club replaces 2-man volleyball with shuffleboard.
3. Instead of HR sponsored sessions on caring for elders, we'll see "How to leverage your AARP card".
2. Depends dispensers added to all restrooms.
1. Tuesday's Taco Bar "too spicy" replaced with Jello & Mashed Potatoe Bar "easier to chew".