Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular practices of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2004, but not without due respect for calendars of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
Disclaimer:
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher or assigns to actually implement any of the wishes, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Warranty:
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application for good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first. Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.