CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Sponge Bob" is on television." Jill, age 6
"Love is foolish...but I still might try it some time." Floyd,age 9
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it ever since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." Dave, age 8
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. Regina, age 10
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO BE A GOOD LOVER
"Sensitivity don't hurt." Robbie, age 8
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." Ava, age 8
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." Del, age 6
Shake your hips and hope for the best." Camille, age 9
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs. And don't worry if their parents are right there." Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." Bart, age 9
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. Bobby, age 9
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." Bart, age 9
"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." Sarah,age 9
"See if the man has lipstick on his face." Sandra, age 7
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are--on fire." Christine, age 9