I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
I think---therefore I'm single. this is me... Lizz Winstead
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
Marie Corelli
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
Linda Ellerbee
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt