A strange greenish smog seeps into the hotel meeting room - eldritch words are muttered - chads rustle menacingly in the dim corners - behind my heavy cloak my shutter snaps - at great peril, I now presente these secret photos of the 2000 Cthulhu for President Rally... Acolyte Brian Perry rouses the crowd & invokes the Old One! Shudder and stifle your cries - it's Cthulhu incarnate - & his minion Kathy Youker! Horror of horrors - now appears a thing called - GORE! (This was more than Brian bargained for)