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From: Drusilla | Posted: 7/31/2001 2:42:08 AM

The group walks out of the casino.

Marie: Do you hear someone screaming?
FFM2k: It's coming from over there.

They run to the eastern part of the city and find Mr Wright there and an alien walking away.

FFM2k: What happened?
Mr Wright: What happened? That freak's got my daughter, that's what happened.
Julian: And you couldn't stop it with that shotgun?
Mr Wright: No. It's like it's bulletproof.
Marie: FFM2k, now would be a good time to use your new weapon. We'll take this alien down right now.
FFM2k: Alright!
Marie: But be very careful. Don't hit the girl.
FFM2k: I know. (presses a button on the Rail Driver, and the blue electricity appears)Turn around, alien. I got something for you.

Parasite hears the sound of the Rail Driver charging up. It turns around.

From: Zandig | Posted: 7/31/2001 9:34:10 AM

FFM2K takes aim, and fires a powerful blue beam from the Rail Driver. The beam penetrates Parasite's tough skin, ripping a huge whole in it's torso and narrowly missing Mr Wright's daughter. The force is so great that it also causes one of Parasite's arms to fall off.

Julian: "That has to do it. No creature can survive that kind of damage."

Marie: "But... it's still standing."

The hole in Parasite's torso closes up. The arm lying on the ground quickly turns into slime. It creeps up the alien's body, re-attaches itself at the shoulder and takes the shape of the arm that fell off.

Parasite: "Uoy t'nac truh em htiw taht!"

FFM2K reloads and charges up the Rail Driver again, but Parasite whips out it's free tentacle and knocks the weapon to the ground.

Parasite: "I t'now etsaw emit gnilaed htiw uoy."

Marie: "This alien is tougher than I expected."

FFM2K: "A second shot might kill it."

He picks up the Rail Driver and starts to charge it up again. But before he fires, he sees a group of aliens coming from the wasteland. They look different from Parasite, and they are heading straight for New Reno.

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"The speech was so boring, Christopher Reeves got up and walked out." -Jerry Lawler

From: urian | Posted: 7/31/2001 2:12:27 PM

There's 7 aliens heading for New Reno. Suddenly they spot Zandig & Co:

Alien1: "Look! Alien who don't is us. Also humans fighting."
Alien2: "Me think they're good eating!"
Alien4: "Me hungry. No food in many days now."
Alien1: "Okay. Remember, watch out for energy weapons..."

Julian: "Hey gang! We've got company!"
Marie: "****! Looks like we're caught between them!"

Suddenly Parasite drops the Wright girl and hurry past the baffled humans.

Parasite: "Tlah! Siht si ym yrotirret!"
Alien2: "What he said?"
Alien1: "He said this is his place. Neht ll'ew ekat revo ti. Ll'ouy eveal won!"
Parasite: "Ekam em!"

With that Parasite lashes out with his tentacles. He successfully snares one of the aliens, but the second dodges his swing and bites of a piece of the tentacle.

Parasite: "Ouy tratsab! Ouy tnaw a eceip fo me, huh?"

The alien who bit Parasite suddenly starts to shake, finally he falls to the ground. Some slime oozes out of his ear before it returns to Parasite, attaching itself to the end of the wounded tentacle.

Julian: "Look, maybe we should do something."
Ten: "True. My advice would be to take out the attacking aliens first. They're not nearly as tough as the first one. Besides, we haven't seen the bigger alien actually kill someone yet."
FFM2k: "Well, let's make some E.T-on-a-toast!"

FFM2k fires a rail into one of the aliens who's trying to sneak up behind Parasite, neatly splitting it in half. Julian and Ten closes in on two of the aliens trying to flank the combatants while the rest fo the group is blasting away with their guns, FFM2k's now using a normal weapon.

Alien3: "Humans want to play? Me like playing with humans!"
Ten: "When the stars <swich> threw down <slash> their spears <swoop>, and water'd heaven <dodge> with their tears <kiai>."
Julian: "Did he smile <punch> his work to see <swirl>, did he who made the lamb <kick> make thee <uchi>?"

Two aliens falls to the ground.

Marie & FFM2k: "I don't aim with my gun, (s)he who aims with his(her) gun has forgotten the face of his (her) father, <aims> I aim with my eye."
Marie & FFM2k: "I don't shoot with my gun, (s)he who shoots with his (her) gun has forgotten the face of his (her) father, <Blam!> I shoot with my mind."
Marie & FFM2k: "I don't kill with my gun, (s)he who kills with his (her) gun has forgotten the face of his (her) father, <two aliens go down> I kill with my heart."

Parasite rips the last alien in two pieces, then he turns around, facing the humans.

Parasite: "I knaht ouy rof yht pleh."
Julian: "Excuse me? What are you saying?"
FFM2k: "Maybe he's threatening us?"
Marie: "No, I don't think so. I think the's trying ot tell us something..."
Parasite: "Ouy od ton dnatsrednu em? Mmmh..."
Ten: "He doesn't seem to be aggressive now. I think he's glad that we helped him."
Parasite: "Yes... I... be... thank... you..."
FFM2k: "Hey! He spoke!"
Marie: "We.. are... friends!"
Parasite: "Maybe... but... go... now..."

<<to be continued>>
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OOC: What does people say? Should we ally with Parasite or should we try to kill all aliens?

From: Zandig | Posted: 7/31/2001 7:53:44 PM

OOC: Maybe you don't ally with Parasite, and stay as enemies first. Parasite can join in during the final battle with the other aliens.

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"The speech was so boring, Christopher Reeves got up and walked out." -Jerry Lawler

From: Zandig | Posted: 8/1/2001 10:02:02 AM

Parasite heads back to the SAD empty handed, for now. There is another swarm of aliens out there that are trying to get rid of the humans as well as Parasite itself. The humans it met back in New Reno seem friendly enough, and it might need their help to defeat the other aliens, but that will get in the way of it's mission. Perhaps Parasite can be satisfied with having only two women carrying the young aliens. When those aliens are born, hopefully they will accomplish the mission that Parasite was assigned to long ago.

Parasite returns to the hatchery. It grabs one of the men from the food storage and chomps on him while thinking about the situation. If it wants to get the help of the humans to fight the other species of aliens, it must not capture any more women.

---
"The speech was so boring, Christopher Reeves got up and walked out." -Jerry Lawler

From: Drusilla | Posted: 8/1/2001 11:20:50 PM

Mr Wright: Thank you for saving my daughter. Wait here, I got something for you. (he goes back into the house with his daughter)
FFM2k: We didn't really save her. The alien let her go when we were fighting the other aliens.
Marie: Do you think the first alien will help us locate and exterminated the other species of aliens?
Julian: It's possible. That creature seemed grateful for our help.
Marie: But we need to find out where those other aliens are hiding out.

Mr Wright returns with 2 bottles of booze and a bottle of Rotgut.

Mr Wright: I can't spare any cash or weapons right now, so this is the best I can give you.
FFM2k: That's alright. We could use a drink. (Mr Wright walks off)
Marie: We can't drink that now. We still have to figure out a way to locate the aliens.
FFM2k: I'll keep them somewhere until we need them. Hey, maybe Vault City has some kind of radar we can use to seek out the aliens.
Marie: We can go there and see if they have one.

From: pakopako | Posted: 8/2/2001 7:33:33 PM

OOC:
First, I'd like to apologize for my absence. I've been quite busy with a few lows in my life. (job, studies, house renovation...)
Doh! I thought I wrote that Nash, Eynstein, Bryan, etc. were all in SF already? The whole thing with them all being outside was a flashback? (I should really update the Summary topic more often)
In anycase, Velveeta & Krunk are splitting off from that group, I'm pretty sure KK will be following. Leaving only Eynstein, Bryan, and Nash/Mutants still in San Fran.
End OOC:

::Inside of Dragon's place, last evening after dinner. Velveeta is packing up. She's heading out the door when KK enters the hall and catches her::

KK: "Hey. Whatcha doin' out this late?"
Velveeta: "I, uh, wanted to get some air. Krunk's Spinach Puffs didn't, uh, agree "
KK: "With your luggage?" <points to Velveeta's gear>
Velveeta: <fidgets her glasses> "I-I'm an uptown girl, I need to be in my.."
KK: "Cut that out. What's really going on?"
Velveeta: *sigh* "Look. You guys are already in a big enough mess without me being around to attract the Shi, the Rangers, or a UFO."
KK: "A UFO??"
Velveeta: <puts her finger to her lips> "Shh! Shh!" <KK quiets> "A figure of speech, you, you.. I just don't see why I should be here." <looks away> "I mean, I was just chasing after a.. dangerous man.."
KK: "..."
Velveeta: "...there nothing really here for me except 1000 samurai-wannabes looking for my blood. And Krunk's got fan-mail now..." <looks up, sighs, shakes her head> "I can't stay here. I'm putting.. putting everyone in danger." <moves past KK>
KK: "Wait!" <grabs Veleveta's arm> "It's dangerous out there. A girl like you could use some protection." <smiles>
Velveeta: <looks surprised> "Sigh. You just don't give up, do you?" <smiles> "Come on, before I leave you behind."

<<The two leave the house and head toward the Mustang parked outside. They find, of all people, Krunk, in his normal Centurion attire, sitting shotgun, fiddling with the light in the glove-compartment>>

Velveeta: "Krunk?!"
Krunk: <looks up> "Yo! We heading out already?" <jumps into the backseat>
KK: "Uh. Um. What about the training?"
Krunk: "Oh, that? The training was to empty my mind of that heavy stuff. Dragon told me I had already emptied out most of it."
Velveeta: "Is no one asleep tonight?!"
KK: "C'mon, let's just head out before the whole town wakes up again." <gets in and starts the engine>

<<As Velveeta gets in, giving KK permission to drive the car, Krunk looks back and says 'Squeek-squeek'. The two look at him then decide to ignore it. Boo, sitting on the windowsill of the house, sleeping as the trio leaves>>

Boo: <mumbling> (How?? How could there be two... IDIOTS... like that in the world?! Why? Why me??) <goes back to sleep>

KK: "So, where we headed? Only place open this late is New Reno."
Krunk: "I think Ten-sensei was going there. I wouldn't mind meeting him."
Velveeta: "Let's go to the Scrapyard first. It's a little east-by-northeast from NCR. We'd do well to stock up over there."
KK: "No problem. Hey, how about a little tune to pass the time?"
Krunk: "Oooh! Oooh! Let me unfold my guitar!"
Velveeta: "Krunk! You don't have a guitar!!"
KK: <singsong> "Ka-i, Man-of-Myst'ry. He's the fastest shot in histor-y."
Krunk: <bopping with the tune> "Go-ing, to the Scrapyard.."
Velveeta: "...he's about to hit a random tree!"
All: "WOOOAH!"

<<KK swerved and missed what looked like a giant oak that suddenly appeared in front of them. Coming into the view out of the headlights, it was a big supermutant that then grabbed the bumper of the car! Knowing when he had lost, KK releases the accelerator. The Mutant leans over, we see his Ranger badge on his leather jacket. The jacket has the name "Ike Orn" embroidered on it>>

From: pakopako | Posted: 8/2/2001 7:35:10 PM

Ike Orn: "Who is the owner of this vehicle?"
Krunk: "Actually, it's not really our--"
KK: <quickly moves his face over Krunk's> "ME! I mean, I-I am the owner."
Ike Orn: "Don't think that your honesty doesn't hide what you've done."
KK: "W-what I've done?" <his hand slowly reaches for his 14mm>
Ike Orn: "That is correct. You were going over the speed limit while near a residential area. Your tail lights are not on. And that sticker in your window needs to be renewed. I am issuing you a fine. Please show me your registration."
Velveeta: "Tail lights?"
Krunk: <quietly> "Uh-oh."
KK: "Registration? I don't need no stiking registration!"
Ike Orn: "I'm sorry, but I need to see your... he-ey. This car, a Mustang, it was reported stolen from a crime scene!"
KK: *gulp*
Ike Orn: "And you.. I've seen you before?"

<<The Mutant tries to look at Velveeta, but it's too dark. He pulls out a flashlight and shines it in her face. We see she's back to her dark-lavander shirt, and her glasses automatically darken when exposed to the intense light. Nonetheless, she tries to hide as much as her face as possible, but exposes her unique earrings>>

Ike Orn: "Those earrings..."

<<Just then, Velveeta steps over and onto KK's foot, hitting the gas and shooting the car past the big green machine. The car revved awaaay and no one complained. Except Krunk, who flew back itno his seat because he took off his seatbelt>>

Krunk: <getting up> "Oof. What just happened to the officer? Why are we moving?"
Velveeta: "Listen to me Krunk. Did you see that?"
Krunk: "Uh.. No?"
Velveeta: "Then it wasn't illegal! Keep going, Mr.Kai!"
KK: "Uh, you thought that I was Kai? No, no..."
Velveeta: "Okay, okay. Just thought you'd want to be called something other than Killer of Kings. Yeesh. I hope that's the last super mutant we see."

<<On the move again, cruising at 88mph, then *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOOOOM* What was that?>>

Krunk: "Oh no! Is it the flux-capacitor?? How will we ever get home?!"
KK: "No. We're just out of fuel. There's looks to be a town nearby, we could try asking them."

<<The trio enter the town, and pass by a ghoul, muttering about bottle caps and rap music. As Krunk was looking around, asking the greeter about the town, KK checked out the local bullitein board>>

KK: "'Broken Hills', town of Humans, Ghouls, and.. uhoh..."
Velveeta: "And..? What? Jukes and tree narfs?"
KK: "Super Mutants."
Velveeta: <silence followed by a dry chuckle> "The Gods just love me, don't they?"
KK: "It's just about dawn, we should get supplies and be on our way then."
Krunk: <returns> "Hey, the bar's the only place open about now. They got a weird doctor talking to his plants in the back, some old-folks living around there. And this power-plant thingee here."
Velveeta: "I think I'll prefer inebriation now..."

<<They head over to the bar. It's dark and dank. We don't really see many patrons at this hour, unless you count the fat one rolling into the bathroom, passing gas. A figure behind the counter steps into the light. It's a ghoul, fairly in one piece>>

From: pakopako | Posted: 8/2/2001 7:38:03 PM

Ghoul: "Hey fellahs. What'll it be?"
KK: "Who're you supposed to be?"
Ghoul: "I'm the bartender's apprentice. Now who're you supposed to be, bud?"
Velveeta: <whispers to KK> "psst, low profile, right? In and out."
KK: <to barkeep understudy> "Uh, yeah, I'm Bud."
Ghoul: <looks suspiciously at Velveeta> "And who's the wiseguy?"
Velveeta: "Guy?! You blind--" <elbowed lightly by KK> "Uhh, I'm Weis. And this is.." <points to Krunk>
Krunk: "Errr..?"
Ghoul: "Err?"
KK: "Err..err.. EARL!"
Krunk: "Earl?"
Ghoul: "Is that so?"
KK: "Yup. It's true." <thinking> (This better work)
Velveeta: "True." (This will never work)
Krunk: "True." (I'm thirsty now)
Ghoul: "Well boys... and girl, don't you cause no trouble here. Meet the owner of this place: FOSTER."

<<A large man in a tuxedo comes in from the back room, shaking the earth with each step. His frame is absolutely huge, and he has to step sideways to get through the door. He is wearing at least size 13 polished gucci loafers. His legs, while thick and stubby, account for half his 8' height. His torso accounts for the other half. While his arms and limbs are large, his head is quite dispropotionate. He has a diminutive, bald (though slightly fuzzy), albino head. Not even the size of his fist, his face is too small to describe. The most outstanding features are his large ears, his red eyes, and an oversized cranium>>

Foster: "G'day." <pauses> "Y'all."
Krunk: "This is Foster's? He sure must work out."
Foster: "I've also got a level 13 Brainiac intelligence."
Velveeta: "Pfft. So what?"
Foster: "I know all the laws of physics. I have studied all of Asimov's works and can calculate the center of the universe. I have discovered the meaning of life. I even know the secret of microwaves.."
Velveeta: "Bo-ring...!" <blows on her nails>
Foster: "..and powdered-milk."
Velveeta: <raises an eyebrow> "You.. you do not!"
Foster: "Oh? Do I now? Monty, bring us a deck of cards." <the ghoul does so>
Foster: "I see you've got a liquid conglomerator on you." <points to Velveeta's bowtie> "Let's make a little wager for it, shall we?"
Velveeta: "Wa-wait, wait-a-minute!" <clutches her bow> "You want me to bet this against some stupid information on an infant product?"
Foster: "Hmm. I do own a few chunks of Uranium I'd be willing stake." (After all, there's no way you can defeat me)
KK: <nudges Velveeta, whispers> "In and out, right?"
Velveeta: <to KK> "A quick game, a quick game!" <to Foster> "OK then, what's the game? Blackjack? Craps? Bridge?"
Foster: "The game is Fizzbin, similar to Stellar Poker."
Velveeta: "Poker, hmm?" (Heh heh, all in the numbers. Your 235 is all mine!)
Foster: "The rules are simple, super novas are the higest card.. <drones> ..and you deal to a third player unless it's a Tuesday.. <drones> ..just like Poker. Nothing wild. No backing out now, heh."
KK: "..."
Velveeta: "...uh..."

<<Foster quickly deals out the hands with the speed and efficiency of a cyborg, and we see a shot of Velveeta's face from the front. She's holding up her cards with a concentrated look>>

Velveeta: "Three Gas Giants!"

<<Another hand, another shot. Velveeta's face is rock solid, by when she puts down her hand, she has a smile>>

Velveeta: "FOUR Suns!!"

<<Another hand, another shot. Velveeta's face is sweating a little, which Krunk wipes off>>

Velveeta: "Haha! Black Hole Cosmos! Beat that!"

From: pakopako | Posted: 8/2/2001 7:39:57 PM

<<Now a shot to them leaving at 5:00 in the morning. Velveeta is all-butt-naked. Luckily for her, she is draped in Krunk & KKs borrowed outfits. With Krunk's cape wrapped around her, wearing KK's leather armor over it, and with Krunk's leather skirt covering anything else>>

Velveeta: "I don't believe it.. loosing to that.. that.. Krunk? What is this skirt made of?" <scratches skirt>
Krunk: "My pteryges is made of strips of the same stuff that's inside my Iorica: finely tanned gecko hide."
Velveeta: "Eeeuuuuhh..."
Krunk: "Ooh. And it has studs to keep all the strips together. Feels much nicer than bronze greaves."
Velveeta: "So that's my source of irritation..." <scratches the skirt> "Eyes front KK!"
KK: <a little flustered> "Uh, well, it's almost sun-up and we're down to zero except for the Mustang outside. Luckily Krunk reserved a room for us earlier. Let's just rest a little and come back in the afternoon?"
Velveeta: "Yeah, I'll show that rodent-faced wanker I mean business!" <poses, the cloak droops a little, she frantically tries to get it back up>

<<Lunchtime comes, and having no money, transportation, or items to haggle with (unless Velveeta doesn't mind walking through a town of Super Mutants with nothing but a smile) the trio decide to head into the bar to take back what's theirs. Luckily, it's not happy-hour, and only a few patrons are inside>>

KK: "Hey! Fester! We want our stuff back!"
Foster: "That's Foster. And that 'stuff' as you call it, is legally mine. I shall use it to help facilitate my plan to conquer the w--"
KK: <whips his 14mm to Foster's chest, unable to reach his nose> "That wasn't a request. Give everything you stole back or else I'm gonna put some holes in your shiney suit."
Ghoul: "B-Boss!" <the entire bar is alarmed>
Foster: "It's alright Monty." <to KK> "I don't think you fully comprehend the situation."
<<Foster reaches for the gun, but then KK accidentally fires off a shot into Foster's chest>>

KK: "Uh. Whoops." <to Ghoul> "You know where our stuff is?"
Foster: <gets up, unscratched> "I believe that's a little premature." <yanks KK's 14mm, crushes it with one hand, hands the ball to KK> "And your firearm is now redundant."
Velveeta: <clutching her garb closed> "But you cheated me!"
Foster: "I didn't do anything of the sort! You lost fair and square. Nyah!" <sticks his tongue out>
Velveeta: "KRUNK!"
Krunk: <steps up, all puffed up, uses macho voice> "I'll handle this. I challange you!"
Foster: <Stands up over Krunk, cracks knuckles> "Indeed you do?"
Krunk: <voice cracks> "Uuuhhh.. to play that card capture game from last night?"
Velveeta: "KRUNK!!"
Foster: "Ha ha ha! You don't haev anything left!"
Krunk: "Well what about my armor? Can't find this anywhere. And we've got a car outside of town."
Velveeta & KK: "KRUNK!!!"
Foster: "A car, eh? I could process my Uranium and take it, spreading my isomorphic minions across the country, then the wo... Uh, I mean, yes, let's play."

<<The game ensues, and we see a front shot of Krunk's empty face>>

Krunk: <puts down his hand> "Two Pair!"

<<Another shot of Krunk's face. It looks perplexed>>

Krunk: <puts down his hand> "Go fish!" <smiles>

<<The final shot of Krunk's face. He's sweating so much, that after he wipes his face with a towel, he wrings the towel out in a bucket by the table>>

Krunk: <looks up, exhausted> "Uh, I'd like to buy a vowel?"

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