DEMO

THE HUNDREDTH MONKEY c 1985, Ross Schneider

(Anthem for the new age). Drum program, Guitar, and one chord-Keith Wilner

THE SCIENTIST ON THE ISLAND FED THE MONKEYS SWEET POTATOES-

THE SANDY SKINS WERE HARD TO EAT, THEIR DILEMMA WAS PURE PATHOS-

THEY GRINNED AND BORE IT FOR A WHILE AND THEY ATE THE SANDY JACKET,

TILL ONE SO YOUNG SHE STILL COULD THINK, SHE SAID "MAN I JUST CAN'T HACK IT!"

SHE DROPPED POTATO IN THE SEA AND MUCH TO HERE SURPRISE, THE GRITTY SAND HAD TURNED TO SALT! ONE MONKEY NOW IS WISE!

THE OTHER MONKEYS PAID NO HEED AND CONTINUED MONKEY BUSINESS-

BUT THE MONKEY'S MAMMA, SHE SAW THE POINT (THAT) THE OTHERES THOUGHT WAS DIZZYNESS.

SHE PASSED AROUND THE JUICY FRUIT AND DAY BY DAY THEY CAUGHT ON,

TILL THE HUNDREDTH MONEY (HE) LEARNED THE TRICK, AND THIS IS WHAT HE BROUGHT ON...

HE TIPPED SOME PHANTOM SCALE THAT DAY AND SUDDENLY SOMEHOW EACH MONKEY ON THE ISLAND KNEW TO WASH POTATO NOW!

THE SCIENTIST MUST POSTULATE A THEORY ESOTERIC

TO SHOW HOW LITTLE TRICK BECAME SO SUDDENLY GENERIC

THAT MONKEYS ON THE OTHER ISLES, THAT HADN'T EVEN BEEN LINKED,

NOW WASHED POTATO IN THE SEA ENTIRELY BY INSTINCT!

GREAT MONKEY SPIRIT MUST HAVE SEEN THE HUNDRED LEARN THE TRICK, AND THEN HE PICKED IT UP HIMSELF, SO NOW IT'S SURE TO STICK!

NOW IF YOU THINK OUR WORLD IS DOOMED, AND HARDLY WORTH A STRUGGLE,

YOU'LL WAIT THE END AND NEVER CHANGE THE BAG OF TRICKS YOU JUGGLE-

SO WHY NOT HEED THIS LITTLE SONG AND GET ONE SOUL TOGETHER

AND PASS THE SONG FROM MAN TO MAN AS BREEZES GUIDE A FEATHER?

IF MANKIND SOMEDAY TIPS THE SCALE AND SHARES A WORLD THAT'S FREE,

WE'LL WONDER IF THE HUNDREDTH MONKEY MAN WAS YOU OR ME!